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Author Topic: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room  (Read 19167 times)

Lokii

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A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« on: June 24, 2010, 10:13:27 pm »


You are a GENERIC HUMANOID MALE in a rather POORLY DRAWN ROOM. There is an UPTURNED STOOL on the INCREDIBLY RATTY SHAG CARPET. On the wall is WHAT APPEARS TO BE A WINDOW and the NASTILY COLORED WALLPAPER is peeling off.

What now?

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Quote from: Knight85 on May 19, 2010, 06:22:41 pm
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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2010, 10:16:26 pm »
wield the stool and force it through the glass of the window, shattering it.
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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2010, 10:34:52 pm »

You pick up the STOOL. It's a bit lighter than you imagined.


You shove up up against WHAT APPEARS TO BE A WINDOW, but instead of shattering, the PAINTING OF A WINDOW has had a hole pushed through it.
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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2010, 10:42:11 pm »
Tackle the wall on the right!
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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2010, 10:53:05 pm »


The wall the as solid as a wall should be, although the wallpaper kind of flakes off onto your shoulder.
« Last Edit: June 24, 2010, 11:20:43 pm by Lokii »
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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2010, 11:22:52 pm »
make hole larger and look through
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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2010, 11:24:57 pm »
Sit on the stool and wait.
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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2010, 11:26:27 pm »
Throw the stool at the fake window, then climb into the hole.
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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2010, 11:27:35 pm »
Dont climb through without looking   ::)
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Quote from: Hivemind on February 01, 2011, 10:43:39 pm
When a dwarf enters a martial trance, they become Jedi. Short, drunken Jedi.

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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2010, 11:32:27 pm »
Quote from: smjjames on June 24, 2010, 11:26:27 pm
Throw the stool at the fake window, then climb into the hole.
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Quote from: Hugehead on June 24, 2010, 11:27:35 pm
climb through without looking   ::)
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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2010, 11:34:01 pm »
Tackle the smiley face!
« Last Edit: June 25, 2010, 12:13:35 am by Barbarossa the Seal God »
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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2010, 11:56:24 pm »
Examine fourth wall.
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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2010, 12:07:47 am »


This STOOL is far more comfortable than it looked. Unfortunately the STOOL looked really uncomfortable to start with, so your bum now aches a bit.


SLAM DUNK MAN. You're so trippin' and you don't even know...


Oh. Dear.
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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2010, 12:09:21 am »
Poke cheshire cat.
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The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2010, 12:14:04 am »
Tackle the smiley face!
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