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Author Topic: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room  (Read 19170 times)

Lokii

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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2010, 12:34:18 am »

You could poke it, or you could tackle the wall it was behind...



This wasn't quite what you were expecting at all...
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Karnewarrior

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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #16 on: June 25, 2010, 12:54:49 am »

>Examine teeth. Your teeth
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Cthulhu

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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #17 on: June 25, 2010, 12:57:23 am »

Kiss it.

Kiss it like he means it too, eyes better be closed.
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Lokii

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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #18 on: June 25, 2010, 02:11:27 am »

You try to look at your own TEETH. You can't see them, but you know from experiences with mirrors that, while as teeth they're not very great, they're not as bad as some teeth you've seen. The BEASTLY CREATURE admires them as well.


You notice how the thing was looking at your teeth. Yeahhhh, you like that. The BEASTLY CREATURE, however, does not. It's EMERGENCY FRILLS go up, and it is now a really uncomfortable


The BEASTLY CREATURE tries to explain something to you. Whatever language it's speaking you're not getting at all.
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Acanthus117

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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #19 on: June 25, 2010, 02:48:23 am »

Play pattie cake with him.

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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #20 on: June 25, 2010, 02:57:42 am »

Let him sit, calm him down, give him a backrub.  :D
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Cthulhu

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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #21 on: June 25, 2010, 03:12:49 am »

Ask it on a date.  There's no proof it's a man.
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Karnewarrior

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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2010, 07:03:08 am »

We are now having a gay relationship with a demonic tentacle entity.

I'm not sure if I should laugh, or if I should get off these forums right away.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Examine fourth wall
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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #23 on: June 25, 2010, 07:07:28 am »

EXIT via the fourth wall
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Heron TSG

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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #24 on: June 25, 2010, 10:10:05 am »

Ask it on a date.  There's no proof it's a man.
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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #26 on: June 25, 2010, 11:56:28 am »

Hug it in a romantic fashion!
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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #28 on: June 25, 2010, 12:50:08 pm »

is that...Hungry?

Armok

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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #29 on: June 25, 2010, 01:43:46 pm »

is that...Hungry?
Oh ****.
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Meh, shag it anyway.
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