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[Lokii]

You grab CHARLIE'S arm and pull. Unfortunately his arm is much better attached than yours.

Also, you're not a being of darkness with immense power at your command.



To remedy this, you LEVEL UP. Too bad you don't live in a world with a level based system. You do learn a spell though. Interesting. The voices in your head changed, though. Now they sound like little chipmunks.

[ein]

Cast nothing at a spot on the ground.
We must test its effects before attempting to use ourselves or some other (non)living entity.

[alxnotorious]

Cast Nothing on nothing and create a hole in time and space.

[Medicine Man]

USE THE ENVOLOPE OF HOLY WRATH!!!

[Diablous]

Cast Nothing on nothing and create a hole in time and space.

[Karnewarrior]

Cast "nothing" at dark man

[USEC_OFFICER]

Cast Nothing on nothing and create a hole in time and space.

[Medicine Man]

Cast Nothing on nothing and create a hole in time and space.

[Doomshifter]

Abuse the wording of the spell description and cheat gratuitously.

Become a min/maxer munchkin by reading the rule book AND the DM's rule book.

[IronyOwl]

Abuse the wording of the spell description and cheat gratuitously.

Addendum: Shamelessly switch from "the rules say" to "it makes sense" as the situation demands it. Use shoddy logic for either, of course.

But really, threaten to not stop kissing him until he reattaches our arm. If he refuses, make good on our threat.

[Ochita]

Abuse the wording of the spell description and cheat gratuitously.

Become a min/maxer munchkin by reading the rule book AND the DM's rule book.

Yes

[Armok]

But really, threaten to not stop kissing him until he reattaches our arm. If he refuses, make good on our threat.

[Medicine Man]

Use that cheat that you remember levels you up to max even in worlds without a leveling system

[Lokii]

You prepare to cast NOTHING. Your fist begins to glow with MAGIC POWER.



OH NO!
Your MAGIC POWER CAPACITY is to low to perform such a high powered spell.
So you try to level up again, but your experience is far to low.
In order to gain more levels, you try to enter a cheat code, but you have neither a code, nor anywhere to type them.

These chipmunk voices aren't give great advice, now are they?


Again with the judgment of the voices, you tell the DARK BEING that will will kiss him until your arm is back on your body.


He puts the arm back where it was before, albeit, facing the wrong way. The bleeding kind of stops.



Then he says "Late" and dissipates into BADLY DRAWN SMOKE.
This is a mystery for sure.


You can solve it with your trusty companion, the DAEMON...
Well never-mind then.


It seems that the only thing that has resulted from your actions thus far is a waste of time. Also, your arm being ripped off.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Poke the tree.