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Author Topic: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room  (Read 19158 times)

smjjames

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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #30 on: June 25, 2010, 01:44:55 pm »
Jump through the hole the thing came through!
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dwarfguy2

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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #31 on: June 25, 2010, 01:56:20 pm »
declare yourself JOHN THE RAT KING and run off to find some scissors.
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Lokii

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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #32 on: June 25, 2010, 02:12:32 pm »
You ask the BEASTLY CREATURE a number of things: first you ask it on a date, then you ask it if it's hungry, and while you're at it, you ask it just what the forshizles is going on here.



The BEASTLY CREATURE explains that it was just trying  to find out what language you were speaking, then it says that your ideas of gender are incredibly skewed from it's ideas. It then proceeds to tell you that it's not hungry. Also, that you're dead right now.

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Quote from: Knight85 on May 19, 2010, 06:22:41 pm
Oh and Lokii, your job is now to seduce the human traders.

smjjames

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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #33 on: June 25, 2010, 02:16:16 pm »
RUN AWAY!!

Then again, where do we run away to?

Ask it if its evil aligned or good aligned.
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Armok

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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #34 on: June 25, 2010, 02:21:35 pm »
Say that love transcend such barriers! Gender or species dosn't matter!

Then **** it.
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Siquo

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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #35 on: June 25, 2010, 02:29:43 pm »
Dead? Then you're a ghost! Count the walls, then run through the fourth one!
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smjjames

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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #36 on: June 25, 2010, 02:39:04 pm »
We just picked up and sat on a perfectly solid stool.

Think really hard and try to create a portal under you.
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ein

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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #37 on: June 25, 2010, 02:45:29 pm »
Quote from: Armok on June 25, 2010, 02:21:35 pm
Say that love transcend such barriers! Gender or species dosn't matter!

Then **** it.

I support this.
Also mention that it transcends the barriers of life.
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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #38 on: June 25, 2010, 03:06:05 pm »
Quote from: ein on June 25, 2010, 02:45:29 pm
Quote from: Armok on June 25, 2010, 02:21:35 pm
Say that love transcend such barriers! Gender or species dosn't matter!

Then **** it.

I support this.
Also mention that it transcends the barriers of life.
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Lokii

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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #39 on: June 25, 2010, 03:06:45 pm »
"Wait!" You say "Our love can transcend all boundaries!" The BEASTLY CREATURE is kind of sick of it at this point and throws you through the fake window to the OTHER SIDE.



The OTHER SIDE looks pretty much how you expected.
The BEASTLY CREATURE tells you that you can go with whomever you wish.

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Quote from: Knight85 on May 19, 2010, 06:22:41 pm
Oh and Lokii, your job is now to seduce the human traders.

Cthulhu

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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #40 on: June 25, 2010, 03:08:05 pm »
Make them fight to the death.  You go with the winner.
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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #41 on: June 25, 2010, 03:08:25 pm »
Choose the beast. (Or barring that, the stool.)
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Diablous

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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #42 on: June 25, 2010, 03:08:48 pm »
Quote from: Cthulhu on June 25, 2010, 03:08:05 pm
Make them fight to the death.  You go with the winner.

This!
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smjjames

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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #43 on: June 25, 2010, 03:23:57 pm »
Is the creature thing suppoused to be 'death'?

Quote from: Diablous on June 25, 2010, 03:08:48 pm
Quote from: Cthulhu on June 25, 2010, 03:08:05 pm
Make them fight to the death.  You go with the winner.

This!

I agree with this.
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Ottofar

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Re: A Generic Man in a Badly Drawn Room
« Reply #44 on: June 25, 2010, 03:28:31 pm »
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