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[Huesoo]

You have to try this game, post your funniest replays.

http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php

[Apple Master]

It is brilliant. Gory, but brilliant.

[Huesoo]

I made it without killing the kid, or without ejecting him, I AM GOD.

[Bandages]

I just...

...

oh god.

[Kagus]

I ended up killing the kid and losing both my hands.  I went on to finish the track.

I desperately wanted to save the "Look, ma!  No hands!" replay, but I don't have an account.  Dang.

[White Kitteh]

I was a legless hobo, Roaring through the underground on a rocket wheelchair.


I am complete.

[Toady Two]

This game... it brings tears to my eyes with its awesomeness.

[Cthulhu]

Being in the Midwest, the fat woman on a rascal hit a little too close to home.  I'm pretty sure they have country clubs around here for fat women in rascals.

EDIT:  Game of the year.  When I drove into the elevator in the first level I flipped up vertically and got clotheslined, taking my head and shoulders.  The kid was fine though.

[Kagus]

I just clogged the blender with her.


Oh, and I managed to go an entire track without injuring myself as Rocket Vet.  I then used the jetpack to blast my legs off in the finish zone.

[Cthulhu]

WARNING:  You have to create an account to save replays, but creating an account makes you lose the replay.  I just lost a hilarious replay where I jumped off the bike and into the elevator.  I flew all the way up and landed unhurt on my back.  While I was trying to get up the bike flew up and landed wheel-first in my gut, tearing me in half.

I wish I had the replay.

[Huesoo]

I just beat the Obstacle course with both my legs cut off as the segway guy, HOW DID I DO THAT?

[Cthulhu]

I did that too.

[mattie2009]

I managed to get through one of the user-created levels "Balls to the face" by ejecting the kid and flipping the bike onto it's back wheel, thereby USING THE KID AND THE WHEELS AS A SHIELD AGAINST THE SWARM OF FOOTBALLS.

Trying to beat the level with bravado and determination gets your face torn off.

Also, I got through the first level with segwayman in the most awesome way possible: I got to the spring before getting one leg detached, got to the bumps before the other leg came off and just barely managed to crawl to the finish line before the guy's face made a pretty bloodstain pattern on the level's floor.

Also, Segwayman can withstand mine blasts without being hurt.

[dogstile]

The blender is AWESOME

[Dr. Johbson]

I managed to get through one of the user-created levels "Balls to the face" by ejecting the kid and flipping the bike onto it's back wheel, thereby USING THE KID AND THE WHEELS AS A SHIELD AGAINST THE SWARM OF FOOTBALLS.

I also did this.