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[Kagus]

The Shopper, however...  Yikes.  You know those speed bumps towards the end of the obstacle course?  I've managed to turtle the cart a couple times, and there is no chance of getting out of that.

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Also, I've gotten a perfect run with everyone now.

I'm not saying it's impossible to win, just that it's impossible to get out of those speed bumps if you hit them the wrong way and end up turtled.

Also, I've taken to braking hard as irresponsible dad right on the finish line, and then ejecting myself forcefully so that I land face-down in the winning zone without my bike.

I've also learned how to eject the kid and launch him in just such a way that he lands on the mines that are behind you as you start.  I usually start my races covered in a rainstorm of blood.


Oh, yeah, and just in case anyone hadn't figured it out yet...  Shift and Ctrl turn the wheelchair jet, so you can angle it in any direction you want.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Some of the levels out there are... ludicrous. But they can be made more ludicrous.

There's the Mansticle Course V2, where your objective is to fall down through a lot of obstacles. I ALMOST completed it without the bike as irresponsible dad.

http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=31094

[Cthulhu]

They should really add some spikes to the bottom, otherwise there's no kill unless you land head first.

[Paul]

lol that Divine Intervention game on the same site is crazy.

lil bastards move FAST. Took a few tries just to get past the first area. Final boss was kinda lame though...

[Kagus]

BWAHAHA!  I just had a headless victory!

I was playing the Mansticle course as Shopper...  Person (does anyone really know if that's a man or a woman?), without the cart.  I actually managed a relatively harmless and controlled descent, but then both my arms got blown off and I lost control.

After a bit of flapping about and careening off of objects, I rocketed head-first onto the corner of a big block that was on the finish zone.  The game recognized that I had touched ground in the victory location a split second before it tore off my head, so I was granted the victory screen while dead.

Awesome.

[Sean Mirrsen]

I should also note that "Total Jerkface" is the site name. The game itself is called "Happy Wheels".

[Moogie]

Oh god, I just discovered my favourite replay.

NOW YOU TRY DANNY
NO DAD NO

http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=4117

A masterpiece.

[carebear]

This game could use some background music...

[Sean Mirrsen]

It's still under development.

[Cthulhu]

My favorite is irresponsible dad but Rascal Woman is clearly the best character.  Segway Man would be a close competitor if it weren't for how fragile he is.

Wheelgrinder

[Kagus]

Rascal can take an immense beating (hold the down arrow to curl up into a cannonball.  Try doing this on the Mansticle, see how far you get), but she's got poor speed, poor acceleration, and very poor handling.

She is surprisingly mobile on her own though.  With careful maneuvering and some practice, you can move about by rolling and doing handstands.  She also has incredibly powerful arms.

Segwayman is quite fragile, yes, but once his legs are gone he very rarely gets hurt by much.  And there are ways of positioning the body so that his legs to rip off as easily.  I still think he's one of the best due to his incredible maneuverability and stability.  Rocketman boasts a surprising balance of speed, power, and survivability.  He's also the only character capable of taking flight (with some practice).  Also, he's actually quite capable of moving his legs once he's outside the wheelchair.  Odd.

[Dr. Johbson]

"I am afraid you might never walk again."
"Noooo! But how will I fly now?!
"Well, we do have this experimental wheelchair.."


"Yeah, Doc, still can't move my legs, but I flew down to Australia, and I really like it here, so its really alright. No, I don't think I need another check-up, good bye."

Fin

[Jay]

http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=32123
I'm a terrible person.

[Bandages]

Also, he's actually quite capable of moving his legs once he's outside the wheelchair.  Odd.

HES FAKIN

[Diablous]

Normally you have to kill the kid at the beginning and use his guts to get through. I found another way.