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[dragnar]

It was a critical fail. What you intended doesn't really matter.

[ExKirby]

wait, what? That was not what I said at all.

Yes, but I'm not exactly going to let you blow up your mission objective.

[Armok]

oh. Well then I try again.
I WOULD have guessed a critical fail would be the tree blowing up towards me, but ok.

[Hastur]

Ratman 4 dances to the rythm of lead! dakkadakkadakkadakka!

[ExKirby]

And so he shall! (5)(3)(1)(5)(4) Three bullets fly straight, two looking to pierce armor. Two fly at the three behind. They both bounce back-one goes to the Ratman, the other keeps going to it's firer. (1-1)(2-1)(2)(1+1) The Ratman attempts to dodge but gets riddled by bullets for 14 Damage-5 of which is soaked up by his armor before it breaks. Ratman 4 Armor 0/5, Health 6/15

Ratman 1 gets to move (1+2) squares, and because he is wielding a pistol, he can run and shoot. He closes in to, and attempts to shoot at, Dmitri. (5) That's a... pretty good shot you have there. (3-1) Dmitri ducks to the side, but the bullet still knocks a bit clean off his armor. 17/20 Armor.



It's Urist's go-he can move (5) squares or open fire.

[dragnar]

Doing this one move at a time will take a REALLY long time to get anything done...

[ExKirby]

Sorry, but it's how the Initiative System works. But after this, we have a chain of players and I don't mind them taking their turns simultaneously.

[USEC_OFFICER]

I did post, you just didn't see it. It's okay.

[Phantom]

As flavor I'm just gonna say I lost my armored knee pad or that piece of armor guarding my genitals or something. A huge hole would be strange to me.

[ragnarok97071]

Correction, I can do both:
Running Shot-Heavy Weapons can be fired when moving.
I move towards the nearest tree and inundate a rat man with machine gun fire.

[ExKirby]

Oh yeah...

Urist falls back and attempts to finish off a Ratman! (6)(4)(3)(6)(1) All five shots came out of the barrel, although moving and shooting is not easy and he trips and takes two damage. One shot goes horrifically wide, hits a tree and bounces back! (6) Without thinking, the dwarf hits the floor again and takes another point of damage in the process. (1+1)(3)(4)(4) The Ratman dodges two bullets, but one grazes him, and as he bends down in pain, the slower bullet hits him hard, totalling 5 damage. He is now on 1/15 HP.

It is now Ratman 4's turn and he must take a LOT of damage via blood loss-Ratmen have the LOTS Of Blood Race Bonus, meaning they take blood loss on every 1 HP lost. He lost 14 HP, so divide that by 1 and you get 14, so he must take 14 damage. He's dead, Jim. You can now loot his armor.



Armok, you can move up to (5+2) squares. And by the way, you still have your limitless supply of mines. After the next Ratman, there are 5 players, so you can take your turns simultaneously.

[Armok]

I walk stright south towards the tree  to try to implement the original plan.

[Ochita]

No kill the ratmen!

[Criptfeind]

Armok. Do you know the definition of insanity?

[Cheddarius]

One good one is "such unsoundness of mind or lack of understanding as prevents one from having the mental capacity required by law to enter into a particular relationship, status, or transaction or as removes one from criminal or civil responsibility" from Merriam Webster. Well, Armok is entering relationships (the relationship of being a forum game player to the GM) and kind of doing transactions by playing. And also clearly he's not removed from criminal/civil responsibility, because we all go into a rage whenever he does something dumb like try to sew extra arms on. So not insane, by that definition.

But then again, another definition is "extreme folly or unreasonableness", also from MW, and, well, we can all agree on that.