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Author Topic: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - Please do not feed the nobles  (Read 48834 times)

Ieb

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - Please do not feed the nobles
« Reply #1680 on: May 21, 2013, 03:36:35 pm »

From the look of things, I don't think I was ever dorfed. There's no mention of anyone named "Ieb" in the Legends, at least. Oh well, whatever.
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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - Please do not feed the nobles
« Reply #1681 on: May 23, 2013, 12:06:21 pm »

So, what will happen on this turn: I'll try do dwarf as many as I can. Military dwarfings get priority until I get at least 2 full squads (1 currently full after rearranging the current ones). I'll then start to make the weapon, still to be named. For that I'll need access to the surface for at least one miner, that's when the squads come in. I'll probably have to make a water reactor using the aquifer as well.



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Granite, Day 1
Seems like my requisition to be made Captain of the Guard went through. Was also named Overseer, which is how my requisition to become guard captain went through. Seems like we have 4 unresolved murders. Some say that an Overseer is responsible for what happens in a fortress during their rule, and Andreus was the last overseer. Since we have absoulutely no leads and I have absolutely no office, he gets the blame.

Granite, Day 5
Was approached today by some shady dwarf. Gave me a set of "blueprints" (as far as some scrawlings I don't really understand can be called blueprints anyway) and left before I could ask anything or detain  him. Or her. Still, this document seems intresting and I need a project to keep the fort busy for this year.

Granite, Day 6
Some fish cleaner, "Ieb the 1st" came to talk to me. Wanted a job that had something to do with killing people instead of gutting fish. Fish that we don't have, of course. Why do these people come here? "Hello, I'm a legendary fisherman. I came all the way to this tundra looking for work. You got any?" What did they expect? People to bask in awe of their fishing prowess and make them Overseer? ... Well, now that I think about it, I wouldn't put it past the inhabitants of this place. Anyway, made her hammerer. Sent her off to hammer people. Or something. Also got a report that Strategia's corpse is on the top of some construction made by some previous overseer. Not only that, but said location cannot be reached through any means.
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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - Please do not feed the nobles
« Reply #1682 on: May 23, 2013, 01:29:24 pm »

Also got a report that Strategia's corpse is on the top of some construction made by some previous overseer. Not only that, but said location cannot be reached through any means.

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - Please do not feed the nobles
« Reply #1683 on: May 23, 2013, 06:09:50 pm »

Hammerer eh? Well I was expecting to die gloriously bashing in heads of undead or goblins(and failing at it), but I guess I can bash in heads of fellow dorfs instead(and fail at it)!

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - Please do not feed the nobles
« Reply #1684 on: May 23, 2013, 06:46:19 pm »

Status report: Space (the weaponsmith) is quite injuried after a attempting to build a rose gold bridge to Strategia. Zombie ravens are more dangerous than they look. Also the fortress is completely open to an attack by air.

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - Please do not feed the nobles
« Reply #1685 on: May 23, 2013, 07:54:16 pm »

Also the fortress is completely open to an attack by air.

Oh, yeah, I meant to mention that . . .



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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - Please do not feed the nobles
« Reply #1686 on: May 23, 2013, 08:25:30 pm »

Status report: Space (the weaponsmith) is quite injuried after a attempting to build a rose gold bridge to Strategia. Zombie ravens are more dangerous than they look. Also the fortress is completely open to an attack by air.
What is Space, Maker of Weapons, doing building bridges? I thought we learned our lesson from when we tried to have him Make The Armor.
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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - Please do not feed the nobles
« Reply #1687 on: May 23, 2013, 08:52:44 pm »

Status report: Space (the weaponsmith) is quite injuried after a attempting to build a rose gold bridge to Strategia. Zombie ravens are more dangerous than they look. Also the fortress is completely open to an attack by air.
What is Space, Maker of Weapons, doing building bridges? I thought we learned our lesson from when we tried to have him Make The Armor.
Considering that bridge is 1-square wide, you could call it a weapon.

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - Please do not feed the nobles
« Reply #1688 on: May 23, 2013, 09:28:59 pm »

Status report: Space (the weaponsmith) is quite injuried after a attempting to build a rose gold bridge to Strategia. Zombie ravens are more dangerous than they look. Also the fortress is completely open to an attack by air.
What is Space, Maker of Weapons, doing building bridges? I thought we learned our lesson from when we tried to have him Make The Armor.
Considering that bridge is 1-square wide, you could call it a weapon.
Anything can be a weapon in the hands of dwarfs.
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