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Author Topic: You are a Cat - Turn 9: PRAYING TO GODS IS BAD!  (Read 18764 times)

quinnr

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 7: KITTEH CAN HAZ FIRE FENCE?
« Reply #150 on: July 28, 2010, 03:18:20 pm »

Will update tonight...I am hoping for a good roll on 'fix the dog'.
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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 7: KITTEH CAN HAZ FIRE FENCE?
« Reply #151 on: July 29, 2010, 02:14:47 am »

Roll to dodge:
smjjames/Radar - (1) You walk over to the tools, but instead of looking, you mew "KITTEH CAN HAZ TOOLZ? CAN HAZ? NAO?". Everyone looks at you weirdly.

Tehstefan - (1) You mew:
"Mew, hello mai friend!
Mai name is Tehstefan yeah
I love Haiku much!"
Everyone seems to love you.

Realmfighter/Jiggers - (4) You go get some pliers, and neuter the dog. The dog is in great pain, but it is still loyal to its master.

Tarran - (4) You charge at the fence, and jump through the hole. You are in THE FRONT YARD! (Areas updated!)

Max - (5) You look around...and decide that... (rolled for) Radar is your enemy, you insane cat!
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Radar: (5) Radar jumps, and hisses at you. Not very happy, it seems.

The fence has a hole in it!

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Spoiler: The Back Yard (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: July 29, 2010, 02:55:25 am by quinnr »
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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 7: THERE IS A WORLD OUTSIDE THIS YARD? MEW?
« Reply #152 on: July 29, 2010, 02:19:20 am »

Pray to a god to change me into a human.

Come along guys, we need to move on. This backyard cannot possibly contain you guys for long
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 7: THERE IS A WORLD OUTSIDE THIS YARD? MEW?
« Reply #153 on: July 29, 2010, 02:21:00 am »

Compose better Haiku.

also, where did my smart trait go?
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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 7: THERE IS A WORLD OUTSIDE THIS YARD? MEW?
« Reply #154 on: July 29, 2010, 02:24:13 am »

Erm, quinnr, it's turn 8 not turn 7.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 7: THERE IS A WORLD OUTSIDE THIS YARD? MEW?
« Reply #155 on: July 29, 2010, 02:38:46 am »

1. Set fire to house.
2. Eat humans.
3. ???
4. Profit!
« Last Edit: July 29, 2010, 02:41:22 am by maxicaxi »
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 7: THERE IS A WORLD OUTSIDE THIS YARD? MEW?
« Reply #156 on: July 29, 2010, 02:40:43 am »

1. Set fire to house.
2. Eat humans.
3. ???
4. Profit!
How are you going to eat humans? Heck, how are you going to eat meat?

Plus, I HIGHLY doubt you can do all that in one turn.

Plus plus, do you want to be around when the police/fire department arrive?
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 7: THERE IS A WORLD OUTSIDE THIS YARD? MEW?
« Reply #157 on: July 29, 2010, 02:51:50 am »

1. Set fire to house.
2. Eat humans.
3. ???
4. Profit!
How are you going to eat humans? Heck, how are you going to eat meat?

Plus, I HIGHLY doubt you can do all that in one turn.

Plus plus, do you want to be around when the police/fire department arrive?

I can do it because I am insane!!!!
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 8: THERE IS A WORLD OUTSIDE THIS YARD? MEW?
« Reply #158 on: July 29, 2010, 02:55:57 am »

Tehstefan is smarter! Wee. And the number is fixed. Will start on the Interactive Fiction tonight, may take a day or two.
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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 8: THERE IS A WORLD OUTSIDE THIS YARD? MEW?
« Reply #159 on: July 29, 2010, 02:59:14 am »

RIDE INTO THE HORIZON FRONT YARD
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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 8: THERE IS A WORLD OUTSIDE THIS YARD? MEW?
« Reply #160 on: July 29, 2010, 09:00:54 am »

Make a  -_- face at Max, then go jump over the backyard fence of the house I'm currently at (not the one on fire).
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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 8: THERE IS A WORLD OUTSIDE THIS YARD? MEW?
« Reply #161 on: July 29, 2010, 02:59:37 pm »

Cool beans. Update tonight! (Actually tonight, this time.)
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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 8: THERE IS A WORLD OUTSIDE THIS YARD? MEW?
« Reply #162 on: August 03, 2010, 12:28:08 am »

Or not. Will do it before I fall asleep.
Guys, due to some RL stuff + Dungeon Crawl tournament, I may not be as active in updates for the next 1-2 weeks.
After the RL stuff is sorted out, I should be able to update as normal though :)
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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 7: KITTEH CAN HAZ FIRE FENCE?
« Reply #163 on: August 03, 2010, 03:29:40 am »

Roll to dodge:
smjjames/Radar - (3) Your face turns to a -.-. Maxi ignores you. You then jump out of the yard to the other side of the fence...to another bland road.

Tehstefan - (6 + 1) You start to compose haiku, until you go into brain overload.
RTD: (5) Luckily, you stop just before thinking about how to divide by zero.

Realmfighter/Jiggers - (2) Your dog is still in pain from being fixed, and ignores you.

Tarran - (1) You hear a voice from the sky. "Hey my kitteh, what's up? Humanization? That'd be an abomination of nature! Eat lightning bolts!" You are zapped to death. You look at he sky annoyed at the OP.

Max - (5) You stare at the house that is opposite of the burned fence. It burns to a crisp, leaving only ashes behind. Everyone was out on vacation though.

The fence has a hole in it!
House #2 is burned down!
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« Last Edit: August 03, 2010, 03:45:20 am by quinnr »
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Re: You are a Cat - Turn 8: THERE IS A WORLD OUTSIDE THIS YARD? MEW?
« Reply #164 on: August 03, 2010, 03:39:37 am »

*Grumble grumble* stupid god.

Also: Why is smjjames still considered inside the yard if he jumped out of it?

Look for a wizard's house.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.
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