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Acanthus117

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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #90 on: September 26, 2010, 09:31:05 pm »

How Do You Eat Your Dwarf?
SWEET JESUS
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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #91 on: September 26, 2010, 09:49:25 pm »

I'm a Secret Dwarf Drinker

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Elves Makes Everything Better

HERESY!

He Who Thinks Dwarves Drinks Dwarves

Triple WHAT. THE. FUCK.
« Last Edit: September 26, 2010, 09:51:05 pm by Dwarf mc dwarf »
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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #92 on: September 26, 2010, 10:00:19 pm »

"We Do the "Fun" Right"
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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #93 on: September 27, 2010, 05:31:41 am »

" Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Forgotten Beasts "

" A Magma A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play "
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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #94 on: September 27, 2010, 01:13:48 pm »

I Love What You Do For Kobold. (You mean what I DON'T do for Kobold.)
Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Kobold. (Explode stuff on Kobold...I like it.)
From Our -limestone bracelet- To Yours. (Lolwut?)
The Best Plump Helmet Roast Under One Roof. (Omnomnom.)
Carp, and on, and on... (???)
Would You Give Someone Your Last Goblin? (Only if it wasn't caged.)

EDIT: Used fact generator and added commentary! :D

Grapes explode if you put them inside Nobles. (Make your fortress able to grow grapes in next version or I WILL KILL YOU.)
There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Rhesus macaque chunks, though it may feel uncomfortable! (Who eats those? Oh yeah, dwarves. But they don't swim!)
If you drop Kobolds from the top of the Empire State Building, they will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground! (New trap idea get!)
Obsidian is incapable of sleep! (So is Limestone. And Diorite. And Rock Salt. And Mudstone. And...*Goes on for hours*)
« Last Edit: September 27, 2010, 02:24:12 pm by Audioworm333 »
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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #95 on: September 27, 2010, 02:22:44 pm »

"Aaahh, Catsplosion!"
"Nothin' says lovin', like Catslosion from the oven."
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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #96 on: September 27, 2010, 02:43:12 pm »

"Originally, Elves could not fly."

 :o

But then I guess they discovered Dwarves.

 :D

Also:

Contrary to popular belief, Cacame Awemedinade the Immortal Onslaught is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.

Explains how he became King of the Dwarves.
« Last Edit: September 27, 2010, 02:45:21 pm by Fayceless »
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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #97 on: September 27, 2010, 07:06:15 pm »

Tantrum spiral can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
Fifty-two percent of Americans drink tantrum spiral.
The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten tantrum spiral.
Make Room for the Tantrum Spiral.
There Ain't No Party Like A Tantrum Spiral Party. (haha so true)
Great Tantrum Spiral. Great Times.
Make Every Tantrum Spiral Count.
They're Yummy For Your Tantrum Spiral. (ummm right)
Nothing Acts Faster Than Tantrum Spiral.
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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #98 on: September 27, 2010, 07:55:28 pm »

   1. Early thermometers were filled with Carp instead of mercury.
   2. Carp have often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
   3. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Carp!
   4. If you lace Carp from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
   5. Carp are the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
   6. Carp can live for up to a week without a head.(Oh crap.)
   7. The only planet that rotates on its side is Carp.
   8. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Carp.
   9. If you break Carp, you will get seven years of bad luck.
  10. Carp were banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #99 on: September 27, 2010, 08:15:50 pm »

Out of the strong came forth dwarf pee...
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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #100 on: September 28, 2010, 07:48:45 am »

Quote
the lion goes from dwarf to dwarf

sound familiar?
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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #101 on: September 28, 2010, 07:56:38 am »

"Wouldn't You Like To Be A Dwarf Mcdwarf Too?"

BEST. SENTENCE. EVER.

"We All Adore a Magma"

Another great sentence!

"If You've Got the Time, We've Got the Dead Elf"

That gives me an elf killing service idea!
« Last Edit: September 28, 2010, 08:06:26 am by Dwarf mc dwarf »
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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #102 on: September 28, 2010, 01:50:50 pm »

Come Fly The Friendly Atomizer.

Don't You Just Love Being In Fun?
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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #103 on: September 28, 2010, 02:29:02 pm »

"Nothing says love like dwarf from the oven."

"But I'd rather have a bowl of Elf."

"Have you had your goblin today?"

"Hungry? Why wait? Grab a clown!"

I keep getting slogans related to eating sentient beings.
« Last Edit: September 28, 2010, 02:39:30 pm by Caesar »
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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #104 on: September 28, 2010, 07:04:30 pm »

I'm Only Here For The Carp.
Make Fun of Carp.
Oh Hungry? Oh Carp.
Carp Is Job 1.
Every Kiss Begins With Carp.
Would You Give Someone Your Last Carp?
I Bet He Drinks Carp.

these don't make any sense...
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