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Author Topic: I'm going to get a rat for my birthday.  (Read 6295 times)

magwebster

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I'm going to get a rat for my birthday.
« on: July 16, 2010, 06:10:46 pm »

I was just informed that my mother & father will procure a (albino?) rat and necessary materials required to sustain said creature I require a name for him/her.

I'm thinking...

MALE:
Voltron (AWESOME)
Megatron (Fuck it.)
Power ranger (meh)
Count Diablo von Sizzlepuff
Sparticus
Internet

Female:
Star (Thought of this one due to my reading of the zombie book "Drop Dead Gorgeous")

OMNITRON:
Dinner
Control
Cat Food
Cthulhu
Harbinger

When I receive the Rat I will post a link to a video of him/her than a poll will be held with my favorite names.
« Last Edit: July 16, 2010, 07:26:26 pm by magwebster »
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Re: I'm going to get a rat for my birthday.
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2010, 06:16:05 pm »

Dinner.
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Re: I'm going to get a rat for my birthday.
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2010, 06:16:58 pm »

Count Diablo von Sizzlepuff. Also, buy him a mini-monocle and top hat.

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Re: I'm going to get a rat for my birthday.
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2010, 06:18:50 pm »

Call him Control. As in control group.
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Re: I'm going to get a rat for my birthday.
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2010, 06:46:10 pm »

Watch the bugger for the first 24 hours to make sure it doesn't have a taste for wires.  Also, rats tend to instinctively hoard food in their "homes" the one I had made a home inside the couch.  The underside bulged from a mass of food which began to rot.
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Re: I'm going to get a rat for my birthday.
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2010, 06:48:25 pm »

Shan't be a problem.
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Re: I'm going to get a rat for my birthday.
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2010, 06:49:59 pm »

If your rat is nervous, leave it alone.  Rat teeth are long.  Pierce all the way through your finger long, through your finger nail if need be.

If your rat somehow gets pregnant.  You can sell the offspring to pet stores as snake food.  I'm not sure how long you should wait, but if you wait a few weeks too long the offspring will start inbreeding.
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« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2010, 06:50:54 pm »

I like Dinner.
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Re: I'm going to get a rat for my birthday.
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2010, 06:52:54 pm »

How about Spartacus?
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Re: I'm going to get a rat for my birthday.
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2010, 06:53:19 pm »

Count Diablo von Sizzlepuff. Also, buy him a mini-monocle and top hat.
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Re: I'm going to get a rat for my birthday.
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2010, 06:57:34 pm »

If your rat is nervous, leave it alone.  Rat teeth are long.  Pierce all the way through your finger long, through your finger nail if need be.

If your rat somehow gets pregnant.  You can sell the offspring to pet stores as snake food.  I'm not sure how long you should wait, but if you wait a few weeks too long the offspring will start inbreeding.

Im going to get a damned fancy rat not a damned garage rat!
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« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2010, 06:58:18 pm »

Count Diablo von Sizzlepuff. Also, buy him a mini-monocle and top hat.
Or VOLTRON
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Re: I'm going to get a rat for my birthday.
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2010, 06:59:41 pm »

The Right Hon. Justice The Lord Snazzypants.
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Re: I'm going to get a rat for my birthday.
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2010, 07:00:48 pm »

If your rat is nervous, leave it alone.  Rat teeth are long.  Pierce all the way through your finger long, through your finger nail if need be.

If your rat somehow gets pregnant.  You can sell the offspring to pet stores as snake food.  I'm not sure how long you should wait, but if you wait a few weeks too long the offspring will start inbreeding.

Have you been taking rats from the streets?
I'm getting a "fancy rat" not one from a damned alleyway.

You mean a mouse? Lol, you should put a fancy rat with a street rat, mate them together, and document their social lives.
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Re: I'm going to get a rat for my birthday.
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2010, 07:02:08 pm »

The Pimp-King Of All Rats.
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