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Author Topic: I'm going to get a rat for my birthday.  (Read 6305 times)

magwebster

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Re: I'm going to get a rat for my birthday.
« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2010, 07:03:34 pm »

NO a mouse is a different species a fancy rat and street rat are the same species it's just like dog breeds.

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Jackrabbit

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Re: I'm going to get a rat for my birthday.
« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2010, 07:05:16 pm »

Whilst it's interesting, I'm not sure what the picture was in aid of.
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magwebster

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Re: I'm going to get a rat for my birthday.
« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2010, 07:06:01 pm »

Nothing, But that rat is a lab rat.
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Muz

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Re: I'm going to get a rat for my birthday.
« Reply #18 on: July 16, 2010, 07:08:06 pm »

Ahh... so see what happens when you breed a rat with a mouse then.
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Re: I'm going to get a rat for my birthday.
« Reply #19 on: July 16, 2010, 07:09:10 pm »

Name it cat food.
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magwebster

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Re: I'm going to get a rat for my birthday.
« Reply #20 on: July 16, 2010, 07:09:31 pm »

I don't think that can happen as the species thing + natural species hostility
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smjjames

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Re: I'm going to get a rat for my birthday.
« Reply #21 on: July 16, 2010, 07:09:54 pm »

If your rat is nervous, leave it alone.  Rat teeth are long.  Pierce all the way through your finger long, through your finger nail if need be.

If your rat somehow gets pregnant.  You can sell the offspring to pet stores as snake food.  I'm not sure how long you should wait, but if you wait a few weeks too long the offspring will start inbreeding.

Have you been taking rats from the streets?
I'm getting a "fancy rat" not one from a damned alleyway.

You mean a mouse? Lol, you should put a fancy rat with a street rat, mate them together, and document their social lives.

I think he meant rats bred for pet stores.
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magwebster

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Re: I'm going to get a rat for my birthday.
« Reply #22 on: July 16, 2010, 07:10:06 pm »

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Re: I'm going to get a rat for my birthday.
« Reply #23 on: July 16, 2010, 07:10:17 pm »

Name it Tushanko and mutate it horribly into this.

And if you really want something, I dunno, ThreeToe?
Or SCP-6974-J
Those are the best I could think of.
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Re: I'm going to get a rat for my birthday.
« Reply #24 on: July 16, 2010, 07:10:57 pm »

If it's a male, name the rat Harbinger. Then place it on top of other animal's heads and say ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
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Re: I'm going to get a rat for my birthday.
« Reply #25 on: July 16, 2010, 07:18:03 pm »

If it's a female, name the rat Sovereign. Then claim it considers other rats to be nothing compared to it.
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Re: I'm going to get a rat for my birthday.
« Reply #26 on: July 16, 2010, 07:20:57 pm »

BOTH ARE AWESOME

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Jackrabbit

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Re: I'm going to get a rat for my birthday.
« Reply #27 on: July 16, 2010, 07:33:50 pm »

Oh God, I remember that photo.

'S cool.
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Re: I'm going to get a rat for my birthday.
« Reply #28 on: July 16, 2010, 07:41:43 pm »

Hella Jeff.
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Re: I'm going to get a rat for my birthday.
« Reply #29 on: July 16, 2010, 08:49:50 pm »

Why can't you let DF decide? Pick either on of the races in DF (bonus for Kobolds) and let which ever one you decide take a crack at the name?
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