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Author Topic: [ISG] Adventure Guy! - Epilogue  (Read 490011 times)

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Re: Adventure Guy! - Update 12.14
« Reply #1365 on: November 01, 2010, 01:54:23 pm »

[Terminator reference here]
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Re: Adventure Guy! - Update 12.14
« Reply #1366 on: November 01, 2010, 01:56:08 pm »

Say hello and apologize about that unpleasant acid business.
This.
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Re: Adventure Guy! - Update 12.14
« Reply #1367 on: November 01, 2010, 02:09:17 pm »

Don't forget to make a fake grin and close our eyes while doing so.
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Re: Adventure Guy! - Update 12.14
« Reply #1368 on: November 01, 2010, 02:24:23 pm »

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Re: Adventure Guy! - Update 12.14
« Reply #1369 on: November 01, 2010, 02:47:10 pm »

O_O

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa...
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Re: Adventure Guy! - Update 12.14
« Reply #1370 on: November 01, 2010, 03:09:41 pm »

I TOLD YOU NOT TO ATTACK THE GENTLEMAN! ATTACKING GENTLEMEN NEVER ENDS WELL!
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Re: Adventure Guy! - Update 12.0
« Reply #1371 on: November 01, 2010, 04:01:18 pm »



YOU HAVE: A cracked egg, a dead bird, an eyepatch, a broken and empty bottle of Glen Avon whisky, a til of oil, Les' skull, the video cassette from the piano room, the eyedol, two coins, some string, a broken music box, the sun medallion, and a tin of Dapper Dan Men's Pomade.
I'm preety sure we have something useful for this situation in our inventory. Also I think that AG and GM are the same model, so running away won't work.

Communicate skree to get away. I don't think he could help us in this situation.

Oh, and we have claws in our feet? Awesome.
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Re: Adventure Guy! - Update 12.14
« Reply #1372 on: November 01, 2010, 06:29:50 pm »

Suggest that Gentleman is damaged and should report for maintenance.
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Re: Adventure Guy! - Update 12.14
« Reply #1373 on: November 01, 2010, 07:18:50 pm »

Suggest that Gentleman is damaged and should report for maintenance.
Oh god ytou stole my idea.
If this fails, tear out one of his obviously important internal gears. He should stop functioning easily.
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Re: Adventure Guy! - Update 12.14
« Reply #1374 on: November 01, 2010, 10:21:21 pm »

Wear eyepatch and use some Dapper Dan Men's Pomade.
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Re: Adventure Guy! - Update 12.15 / Round-End
« Reply #1375 on: November 02, 2010, 08:34:09 am »

Say hello and apologize about that unpleasant acid business.



You awkwardly attempt to explain away your previous aggression. Can’t we just put this all behind us?



Ow! I guess no—



Hey—



A—

















There is a momentary pause in your beatdown. Gentleman appears to be processing something.

"Da-a-a-a-a-a-amage approaching critical lev-ev-ev-evels. Mainten-en-enance required imme-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-diately."



He gives you what you can only approximate to be a look of resentment, the first time he’s shown any emotion, and begins to leave.





"I will re-e-e-e-e-e-e-eturn to continue carrying out reparation protocol.

Do n-n-n-not get comfortable.
"



He is gone.



Skree crawls out from under the couch and moves to your side. You can feel him emoting at you.

get up get up get up



Maybe not right now. You’re pretty tired... it might be…



nap… time…









Spoiler (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: February 15, 2011, 06:34:53 pm by Retro »
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Re: Adventure Guy! - Update 12.15 / Round-End
« Reply #1376 on: November 02, 2010, 09:03:15 am »

First, be the Oculoid.
Second, dab self in the puddle behind you.
Third, smack your wet tentacles against your robotic companion to try to wake him up.
If this fails, go look for the dog.
If this fails, get comfortable in direct opposition to Gentleman's orders.
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Re: Adventure Guy! - Update 12.15 / Round-End
« Reply #1377 on: November 02, 2010, 09:05:20 am »

O_O

Also: what Argembarger said.
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Re: Adventure Guy! - Update 12.15 / Round-End
« Reply #1378 on: November 02, 2010, 12:58:07 pm »

All right, so Round 12 ran 126 panels over the space of about half a month, counting the week I didn't update. Cool stuff.

Here's the inventory...



YOU HAVE: A cracked egg, a dead bird, an eyepatch, a broken and empty bottle of Glen Avon whisky, a til of oil, Les' skull, an ID card from the locker room, the video cassette from the piano room, the eyedol, two coins, some string, a broken music box, the sun medallion, and a tin of Dapper Dan Men's Pomade.

(everything's pretty much the same save finding the ID card)

...and here's the consolidated round:

Spoiler: Round 12 (click to show/hide)

Round 13.
« Last Edit: November 26, 2010, 08:00:34 am by Retro »
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Re: Adventure Guy! - Update 12.15 / Round-End
« Reply #1379 on: November 02, 2010, 02:03:33 pm »

Become scree
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