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[Sensei]

You try to run, to no avail! In a very unorthodox use of the verb, you conspire to "murder" the man's shears. He clips at your leaves! Running out of options, you hold his shoes together so that he trips. Naturally, given your luck, he falls and impales himself on his shears. Umm... MUAHAHAHA! You laught inwardly (lacking speech) at your success. You gain 400 XP! You level up! Size has increased! Health has increased! A kobold comes to pick to pick the newly-recruited cavader's pockets. You are stuck under the dead gardener for the moment- but you're big enough not to be crushed. You call out to the elf, only to realize you cannot talk! You hope the elf can sense you anyway. You have one unspent ability point!

Status:

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Size: 3
Health: 5/6
EXP: 850/1000 (L4)
Location: Different Patch of ordinary dirt
Powers: Thought (1)
Mobile Roots (1)
Flesh Eating (1)
Items: None
Allies: None

[Diablous]

We have an ability point. Let's use it to become telepathic.

[Tarran]

We have an ability point. Let's use it to become telepathic.

Yes.

YES.

YEEESSSS!

[Nirur Torir]

No, we'd actually use it, then people would start getting curious about the talking bush.

I vote we first increase our mobility, such that we may better escape from or sneak up on more skilled gardeners or potential prey, respectively. After that, telepathy would be useful in luring in xp.

[Tarran]

No. Telepathy first. Because it's awesome.

[Heron TSG]

I vote we spend it on being able to sprint.

[Sensei]

Votes telepathy: 3
Votes +speed: 2

You have gained the ability to convey simple ideas.
You tell the kobold, or influence it rather, to lift the body off of you for your convenient consumption. Your telepathy isn't strong enough to make it do anything crazy (barring other subterfuge on your part, like tricking it into thinking you're a god) but it moves the body off you (you eat it for 200XP) You have leveled up! Your thirst for blood knows no bounds. An elf is attracted to your earlier signs of distress. Determined to be a steward of nature, the elf attacks the kobold (who actually just helped you, but how's an elf supposed to know?) You ponder the irony of this idly. +1HP +1Ability You heal 1 HP.

Status:

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Size: 3
Health: 7/7
EXP: 1050/1500 (L5)
Location: Patch of ordinary dirt
Powers: Thought (1)
Mobile Roots (1)
Flesh Eating (1)
Telepathy (1)
Items: None
Allies: Kobold (Unloyal)
Elf (Passive)

[Tarran]

GET MIND CONTROL

GUYS, YOU HAVE TO VOTE FOR THIS, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO

[penguify]

Help the elf kill the kobold, thank him. Ally with the elf. I don't think we should pose as a god, but maybe as a forest spirit (but not the god-like DF kind, just a tree-spirit or whatever) or dryad sort of thing.

[Phantom]

NO GODDAMMIT BECOME A TELEKINETIC.

That, or be wanted by men who say "Ni."

[Tarran]

That, or be wanted by men who say "Ni."

Hey, I just watched that!

[Phantom]

That, or be wanted by men who say "Ni."

Hey, I just watched that!

You're stalking me through the internet.
Get out of here, S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

[Tarran]

That, or be wanted by men who say "Ni."

Hey, I just watched that!

You're stalking me through the internet.
Get out of here, S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

No.

You're the stalker.

[Phantom]

And then Phantom was a Freedomer.

[RAM]

Let the elf kill the kobold, it knows too much, the elf too, it may have seen something. Do not tell anyone that you are the bush!