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Archangel

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Re: Ascension to Godhood-You got your Cyclopsmen on my Kiwi-Fruit planet!
« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2010, 05:12:58 am »

I create a massive ball of fiery death that will collide with and destroy forsaken's planet in exactly 1000 years time unless the inhabitants find some crazy, million-to-one chance method of stopping it at the last minute.

That's a good one.
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Re: Ascension to Godhood-You got your Cyclopsmen on my Kiwi-Fruit planet!
« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2010, 05:17:48 am »

I create a massive ball of fiery death that will collide with and destroy forsaken's planet in exactly 1000 years time unless the inhabitants find some crazy, million-to-one chance method of stopping it at the last minute.

That's a good one.
Danke.

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Re: Ascension to Godhood-You got your Cyclopsmen on my Kiwi-Fruit planet!
« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2010, 06:19:50 am »

I create a small planet, the size of the moon in the middle (i'm a god, I know where it is) of space. It has two small moons orbiting it.
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Re: Ascension to Godhood-You got your Cyclopsmen on my Kiwi-Fruit planet!
« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2010, 08:34:46 am »

If it's still okay to join:

I create a gigantic cosmic horror that slowly approaches known space and will consume in about 10000 years unless stopped. Eh already done with the metoerite, lessee, create numerous asteroid belts with cake instead of asteroids?
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Re: Ascension to Godhood-You got your Cyclopsmen on my Kiwi-Fruit planet!
« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2010, 08:38:23 am »

Need moar acts
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Re: Ascension to Godhood-You got your Cyclopsmen on my Kiwi-Fruit planet!
« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2010, 08:59:27 am »

i will create a small, perfectly ordinary planet like the place i was spawned from. you know, giant pits of fire and brimstone, eternal voids of shadow, and only one continent out of a total of 79 with any vegetation at all. that continent is the size of this puny little earth planet, and in fact is exactly the same, geography wise. the continent itself is cloaked in a thick mist, such that any inhabitants of it will remain completely unawares of anything in existence outside of it, unless:
1: i deem them worthy, or
2: they are my demigod children.
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Re: Ascension to Godhood-You got your Cyclopsmen on my Kiwi-Fruit planet!
« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2010, 09:01:28 am »

Are you following me dwarfguy2?
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Re: Ascension to Godhood-You got your Cyclopsmen on my Kiwi-Fruit planet!
« Reply #22 on: July 25, 2010, 09:02:43 am »

no, it's just a highly unlikely series of coincidences.
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Re: Ascension to Godhood-You got your Cyclopsmen on my Kiwi-Fruit planet!
« Reply #23 on: July 25, 2010, 09:04:46 am »

no, it's just a highly unlikely series of coincidences.

I'm sure...
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Re: Ascension to Godhood-You got your Cyclopsmen on my Kiwi-Fruit planet!
« Reply #24 on: July 25, 2010, 10:55:54 am »

forsaken1111 creates an iron/gold planet. It is hard-it could resist a fully fledged meteorite storm if needed, and the gold is of a high Carat value. The surface is very smooth indeed.

Ghazkull creates a load of Phelgrubs, which are placed in a small area on the Iron planet. However, they seem to opt to stay in the same area for some reason. The reproduction doesn't go well either-being there no winds, the only motion their is is via the stomping of their comrades, making the crust stay near the spawning.

ragnarok97071 creates Shadows, which feel off the phlegm. Slight problem, however-they exist on the other side of the planet. Give them a few turns and they'll find them. They also have gained the ability to merge into other race's bodies.

dragnar makes a Cheese moon. Swiss, as well. The holes could be good for housing a race! It flies a fair distance away from the planet, but will taste rather.. interesting. Let's just say that there will be interesting results when the Phelgrubs get onto it...

Ochita adds seas of Milk to the moon. Or rather, he would if it didn't all end up in the holes. You now have underground canals of milk.

OmnipotentGrue adds some breathable gases to the Iron Planet. Well, at least now any mortal creatures will survive there... assuming they don't get smothered by the Phelgrubs or possesed by the shadows.

Archangel lobs a fiery ball of doom that will collide with the Iron planet in around 1000 years (around 20 turns) Upon hit, ANYTHING that is alive (or classed as alive) at that time will either be killed or lobbed to another planet. The planet itself will explode.

nuker w creates a planet, around the size of the Cheese moon, somewhere else. It is... all highly-fertile soil. Any plants will RAPIDLY grow there. There are also two dust moons orbiting it.

And... I said 8, and I have 8, so everyone else, TOUGH.

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Re: Ascension to Godhood-You got your Cyclopsmen on my Kiwi-Fruit planet!
« Reply #25 on: July 25, 2010, 10:59:14 am »

is there a waiting list?
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Re: Ascension to Godhood-You got your Cyclopsmen on my Kiwi-Fruit planet!
« Reply #26 on: July 25, 2010, 10:59:22 am »

No acts?
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Re: Ascension to Godhood-You got your Cyclopsmen on my Kiwi-Fruit planet!
« Reply #27 on: July 25, 2010, 11:33:32 am »

Someone should make a computer game that according to phropecy teleports some random kids playing it to a special plane just before the planet is destroyed.
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Re: Ascension to Godhood-You got your Cyclopsmen on my Kiwi-Fruit planet!
« Reply #28 on: July 25, 2010, 11:37:43 am »

Too Cliche.
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Re: Ascension to Godhood-Turn 1-IRON BOGEY
« Reply #29 on: July 25, 2010, 03:56:37 pm »

I give the Shadows the ability to undergo binary fission once every 20 years.
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