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Dakkan

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Children waterfall
« on: July 26, 2010, 06:57:13 pm »

So I had diverted this waterfall into an aqueduct, but recently I needed to service it. I had managed to reduce the waterflow to almost nil, the occasional 2 in a large stream of stagnant 1's. At this point I figured it was safe to deconstruct about... 15 wall segments at once. And since I keep all my adult workers busy, the only one's to respond are children, so after each wall piece was deconstructed the dwarf was knocked out into a 15 z-level drop, and exploded on impact on the shallow river below.


Luckily no important dwarves were lost.
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Spectre

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Re: Children waterfall
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2010, 07:03:50 pm »

Awesome.  :D
And there are people who want to play other games.
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Re: Children waterfall
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2010, 07:06:56 pm »

I just found something to add to my sig... thanks a bunch.
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Dakkan

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Re: Children waterfall
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2010, 07:07:47 pm »

Apparently I still had leftover children to go insane after this! Err. Child. I had child leftover.  :D
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Re: Children waterfall
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2010, 05:47:13 am »

Apparently I still had leftover children to go insane after this! Err. Child. I had child leftover.  :D

Child leftover: it's what's for dinner tomorrow's lunch
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Re: Children waterfall
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2010, 01:03:09 am »

I am sad to find this thread is about a child falling down a waterfall, not a waterfall made of children.
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Re: Children waterfall
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2010, 01:25:13 am »

i'm more disappointed in the lack of magma knocking the children over the waterfall.
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Dakkan

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Re: Children waterfall
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2010, 05:47:11 am »

I am sad to find this thread is about a child falling down a waterfall, not a waterfall made of children.

More children than water went over, and there was a mist of children parts at the bottom.
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Re: Children waterfall
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2010, 09:35:19 am »

I am sad to find this thread is about a child falling down a waterfall, not a waterfall made of children.

More children than water went over, and there was a mist of children parts at the bottom.

The question is: where the other dwarves comforted by this lovely waterchildfall?
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Re: Children waterfall
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2010, 01:05:51 pm »

Awesome.  :D
And there are people who want to play other games.
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Re: Children waterfall
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2010, 01:37:33 pm »

Apparently I still had leftover children to go insane after this! Err. Child. I had child leftover.  :D
Arg! I just sigged someone else 30s ago. :(

An exceptional thread.
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Re: Children waterfall
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2010, 03:51:21 pm »

Awesome.  :D
And there are people who want to play other games.

I'm gonna sig this, if that's alright.
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Spectre

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Re: Children waterfall
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2010, 07:59:16 pm »

Go ahead :D
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Arkbrik

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Re: Children waterfall
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2010, 01:43:27 am »

A childfall shouldn't be too hard to do - just put all your married dwarf women on 1x1 pillars in the river. When they give birth the baby will appear on one of the eight tiles around them, fall into the water and be swept away down the fall.
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Re: Children waterfall
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2010, 01:46:44 am »

hard to get a constant stream that way
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