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scira

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Dwarven ABC's
« on: July 30, 2010, 01:02:06 pm »

Rhyme your ABC's with a DF theme! If we make it to Z just start over again. Also more points for violence and dwarf supremacy! You can also redo the previous posters rhyme, but you have to keep what their letter stands for.

A is for axes, for cutting trees and heads, spar with ones of metal and you'll end up in bed.
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Re: Dwarven ABC's
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2010, 01:09:46 pm »

B is for Beards, the best there ever was, we can choke elfs with that fuzz.
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Re: Dwarven ABC's
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2010, 01:52:00 pm »

C is for Cats, pat one a day, keeps tantrum spiral away.
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Re: Dwarven ABC's
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2010, 01:57:41 pm »

D is for dwarf, found of drink and industry.
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Re: Dwarven ABC's
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2010, 02:03:19 pm »

E is for elf, a creature that goes well with magma.
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Re: Dwarven ABC's
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2010, 02:07:01 pm »

F is for fire, a dose a day keep the Elves away
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Re: Dwarven ABC's
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2010, 03:41:19 pm »

D is for dwarf, found of drink and industry.

Fond.

G is for Gods, they are many but so very few make sense.
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Re: Dwarven ABC's
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2010, 03:45:16 pm »

H is for Hematite, that lovely red stone.
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Re: Dwarven ABC's
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2010, 04:14:46 pm »

I is for imp, setting fire to your dwarves.
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Re: Dwarven ABC's
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2010, 04:17:12 pm »

J is for jokes, for which this forum has a lot of.
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Re: Dwarven ABC's
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2010, 04:23:52 pm »

K is for kleptomaniac, which is what kobolds are.
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Re: Dwarven ABC's
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2010, 04:26:10 pm »

L is for Limonite, another source of ore.
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Re: Dwarven ABC's
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2010, 04:28:15 pm »

M is for madness, which needs no explanation.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Dwarven ABC's
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2010, 04:29:25 pm »

[K is for Killing,
Done by dwarves, more than willing.]
 
N is For Ninja'd,
Which happens too oftena'd.
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Re: Dwarven ABC's
« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2010, 05:42:50 pm »

O is for "Oh shit!", that moment when you realise you forgot to do something or did something Fun.
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