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Author Topic: Pokéthulhu Orange [UPDATE: 25] [HIATUS]  (Read 103549 times)

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Re: Pokéthulhu Or̶ange [UPDATE: 7] [LIVE]
« Reply #45 on: July 31, 2010, 07:21:05 pm »

Ask TV for cigarettes
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Re: Pokéthulhu Or̶ange [UPDATE: 7] [LIVE]
« Reply #46 on: July 31, 2010, 07:54:22 pm »

Let's keep trying to find the cigarettes before doing anything drastic. Search the tree, then ...

...

Turn the game console on. Prepare to run away screaming. Turn the TV off if nothing bad happens.

Edit: Search the windows, bed, and underneath the desk as well.

Why would cigarettes be in a house plant, you wonder? That's the stupidest thing you've ever-



...apparently Mother drinks as well. Looks like she buried a couple of packs trying to get them to 'grow'. You'd say she's mad, but the world you live in, you can't really say with much confidence that it wouldn't work. Along with the reminder note, you find TWO PACKS OF CIGARETTES. They're your father's favourite brand. Mother started smoking not long after he left. I guess the smell reminded her of him. You put them both in your BACKPACK.

Ask TV for cigarettes

Turn the game console on. Prepare to run away screaming. Turn the TV off if nothing bad happens.

Mother's not going to die if she doesn't get them right away, you figure. At least, not quickly. Or quietly. You figure you've done enough good deeds today to warrant a little gaming. You head over to the television. Stupid thing is still on.

Your favourite game is already in the console. You fire it up.




Huh?
« Last Edit: July 31, 2010, 08:29:58 pm by Dasleah »
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Pokethulhu Orange: UPDATE 25
The Roguelike Development Megathread.

As well, all the posts i've seen you make are flame posts, barely if at all constructive.

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Re: Pokéthulhu Or̶ange [UPDATE: 8] [LIVE]
« Reply #47 on: July 31, 2010, 08:02:33 pm »

Turn it off and give Mom the cigarettes so you can get out of the damn house, already.

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Re: Pokéthulhu Or̶ange [UPDATE: 8] [LIVE]
« Reply #48 on: July 31, 2010, 08:05:07 pm »

Oh god, that room DX
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Re: Pokéthulhu Or̶ange [UPDATE: 8] [LIVE]
« Reply #49 on: July 31, 2010, 08:22:32 pm »

Ask TV for poke'thulhu training tips.
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Re: Pokéthulhu Or̶ange [UPDATE: 8] [LIVE]
« Reply #50 on: July 31, 2010, 08:27:07 pm »

Turn it off and give Mom the cigarettes so you can get out of the damn house, already.


It's glitching up, anyway. You turn the TV and console off. Besides, you've got more important things to do!


oh gods damnit

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« Last Edit: July 31, 2010, 08:35:23 pm by Dasleah »
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Pokethulhu Orange: UPDATE 25
The Roguelike Development Megathread.

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Re: Pokéthulhu Or̶ange [UPDATE: 9] [STEALTH MODE]
« Reply #51 on: July 31, 2010, 08:29:47 pm »

Read the note.
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Re: Pokéthulhu Or̶ange [UPDATE: 9] [STEALTH MODE]
« Reply #52 on: July 31, 2010, 08:33:55 pm »

Burn note to celebrate your independence.
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Re: Pokéthulhu Or̶ange [UPDATE: 9] [STEALTH MODE]
« Reply #53 on: July 31, 2010, 08:38:06 pm »

Burn and pillage!!!

Erm... not necessarily in that order.
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Re: Pokéthulhu Or̶ange [UPDATE: 9] [STEALTH MODE]
« Reply #55 on: July 31, 2010, 08:58:29 pm »

Rape the note to establish dominance
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Re: Pokéthulhu Or̶ange [UPDATE: 9] [STEALTH MODE]
« Reply #56 on: July 31, 2010, 09:50:30 pm »

Read the note, and then consume it.  You're feeling pretty hungry, and can not seem to find a refrigerator.
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Re: Pokéthulhu Or̶ange [UPDATE: 9] [STEALTH MODE]
« Reply #57 on: July 31, 2010, 10:46:16 pm »

Leave house. Find Cthulhumon.
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Re: Pokéthulhu Or̶ange [UPDATE: 9] [STEALTH MODE]
« Reply #59 on: July 31, 2010, 11:04:16 pm »

Rape the note to establish dominance

That... what... I don't even...
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