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Re: You grab the amazon fighter by the....
« Reply #15 on: July 31, 2010, 01:52:00 pm »

Fun fact: Amazon warriors used remove their breasts. Got in the way when they used bows.

not both, just the right one, the still needed to keep one to feed the kids XD
Yep... It's like there existed a clan of Sarah Connors once.
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Well if you remove the [MULTIPLE_LITTER_RARE] tag from dwarves I think they have like 2-4 children each time they give birth. And if you get enough mothers up on the pillars you can probably get a good waterfall going.
Ashes are technically fire-safe.

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Re: You grab the amazon fighter by the....
« Reply #16 on: July 31, 2010, 01:57:21 pm »

To be honest christian crusaders crying because you can cut tits off would probably act as some nice free publicity.
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« Reply #17 on: July 31, 2010, 02:04:14 pm »

To be honest christian crusaders crying because you can cut tits off would probably act as some nice free publicity.
Well you see the thing is...

Balls getting smashed, cut off or otherwise mutilated is quite hilarious and sometimes even sends a strong feminist message. Even when it happens in real life!

Breasts mutilated? OH MY GOD WHAT SICK SADISTIC SNUFF PORN SMUT IS THIS??!?!!? ...and it can sometimes send a strong feminist message.
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Well if you remove the [MULTIPLE_LITTER_RARE] tag from dwarves I think they have like 2-4 children each time they give birth. And if you get enough mothers up on the pillars you can probably get a good waterfall going.
Ashes are technically fire-safe.

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Re: You grab the amazon fighter by the....
« Reply #18 on: July 31, 2010, 02:14:31 pm »

To be honest christian crusaders crying because you can cut tits off would probably act as some nice free publicity.

"Waah Waah this game is evil!"
"Sounds like fun"
*24 hours of DF later*
"I HAVE FOUND THE TRUE PATH!"
*Donates/Sets up altar to Toady*
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Re: You grab the amazon fighter by the....
« Reply #19 on: July 31, 2010, 03:12:15 pm »

Yes, that would be good publicity, but someone would have to contact the crazy censor people.
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Re: You grab the amazon fighter by the....
« Reply #20 on: July 31, 2010, 03:28:59 pm »

I'm a Christian. >:(. Seriously, you are weird.

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Re: You grab the amazon fighter by the....
« Reply #21 on: July 31, 2010, 03:40:03 pm »

Weird is a relative term. Since you're on a board well known for it's mermaid butchering exploits, you may wish to tweak your definition. As a side note, sorry if the somewhat stereotyped depiction of Christians as reactionary douchenozzles expressed in this thread offended you. Having spent some time with actual (nice) Christians, I can understand your gripe with that. Still, the hostility is mostly directed against the actual someone-think-of-the-children types out there who have given the gaming community a lot of trouble in the past, and continue to do so, if to a lesser extent.
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I still think that the whole fortress should be flooded with magma the moment you try dividing by zero.
This could be a handy way of teaching preschool children mathematics.

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Re: You grab the amazon fighter by the....
« Reply #22 on: July 31, 2010, 03:52:31 pm »

They would actually give a lot more trouble if they were less inept at it and always resorting to the easy "think of the children" arguments.

Bless em for that.
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Re: You grab the amazon fighter by the....
« Reply #23 on: July 31, 2010, 04:14:46 pm »

It is effective to a certain degree. They managed to raise quite a stink over Dungeons and Dragons back in the day, hence why we had "Magic Users" instead of wizards. They also gave Magic the Gathering quite a bit of flak, and WotC had to stop printing any cards with religious references for a while, just to avoid a shitstorm. Granted, most of these concessions were in the form of self-policing, and occurred a while ago, but even now an AO rating is still a kiss of death for a console game.
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I still think that the whole fortress should be flooded with magma the moment you try dividing by zero.
This could be a handy way of teaching preschool children mathematics.

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Re: You grab the amazon fighter by the....
« Reply #24 on: July 31, 2010, 05:10:11 pm »

It is effective to a certain degree. They managed to raise quite a stink over Dungeons and Dragons back in the day, hence why we had "Magic Users" instead of wizards. They also gave Magic the Gathering quite a bit of flak, and WotC had to stop printing any cards with religious references for a while, just to avoid a shitstorm. Granted, most of these concessions were in the form of self-policing, and occurred a while ago, but even now an AO rating is still a kiss of death for a console game.

Actually, the crowning example of censorship was the Comics Code (because a fully illustrated book could only be written for children), which largely is responsible for crippling the comics industry to nothing but superhero stories, as well as making animated works in generally largely the domain of Disney and Hanna Barbara for several decades.

Also, kiss of death?  TV Tropes begs to differ:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RatedMForMoney
and
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AvoidTheDreadedGRating
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Re: You grab the amazon fighter by the....
« Reply #25 on: July 31, 2010, 05:35:07 pm »

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Re: You grab the amazon fighter by the....
« Reply #26 on: July 31, 2010, 05:45:27 pm »

One problem is that you go to far in the genitalia wagging area it becomes the rare A rating. which most vendors simply refuse to carry. since this is not really under the same purview it doesn't really matter.
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« Reply #27 on: July 31, 2010, 05:53:03 pm »

Nothing like censorship in supposed land of freedom. But this is topic for different discussion on different forum... or better not at all. Only income would be political trolls, moralfags from one certain morally bankrupt organization, whining, more whining and rampant name calling, flaming and general retardiness.

More seriously and on topic...
IIRC, Toady said he was worried about moral crusaders (here, in the US) finding out about the game and causing trouble.
I do not understand why he care about it at all. I thought he live outside of USA. Anyway, this is just sad (I mean, constraining artistic freedom, I do not care about spinning penises).
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Re: You grab the amazon fighter by the....
« Reply #28 on: July 31, 2010, 06:02:33 pm »

(I mean, constraining artistic freedom, I do not care about spinning penises).

Actually, that's probably another thing that would happen to genitalia if they were in the game...

If adventurers could chop off genetalia, you know SOMEONE would go and pick up the severed "limb", and start bludgeoning or throwing it at other creatures, potentially killing large swaths of the game's population in a rampaging genetalia-frenzy.

(Heck, we already had Goblin Fortress's female tentacle monsters, and the Succubus mod's breast attacks.)
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Personally, I like [DF] because after climbing the damned learning cliff, I'm too elitist to consider not liking it.
"And no Frankenstein-esque body part stitching?"
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Re: You grab the amazon fighter by the....
« Reply #29 on: July 31, 2010, 06:05:06 pm »

Urist McPervert has become attached to an elf wang.
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