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High Tensegrity

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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #105 on: April 11, 2011, 10:10:27 pm »
My two favorites of all time:

Marksdwarf cancels sleep: Interrupted by Duck.
Only instance of antidaephobia known in video gaming.


Also:

Dwarf cancels drink: Seeking infant.
Oh, the joys of dwarven parenting.
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Edosurist

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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #106 on: April 12, 2011, 11:53:08 am »
Quote from: High Tensegrity on April 11, 2011, 10:10:27 pm
Dwarf cancels drink: Seeking infant.
Oh, the joys of dwarven parenting.

THAT IS GOING TO BE MY NEW QUOTE FOR MY SIGNAATURE!!!
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Quote from: Darvi on July 04, 2012, 09:17:17 am
So now all we've got to do is to put a couple of grannies into the LHC and smash them against each other at relativistic speeds. Lather, rinse, repeat until we got results.

Dorfus

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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #107 on: April 12, 2011, 12:33:16 pm »
I had

Stray Horse cancels clean self: area inaccesible.

Two of her legs had been cut off and were lying a few tiles away.
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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #108 on: April 12, 2011, 02:41:07 pm »
Combat Log - exact wording escapes me:

The Swordmaster bites the deer demon in the lower body and latches on firmly.
The Swordmaster shakes the deer demon around by the lower body.

This act produced a demon corpse in 2 bits. What a fucking hardass.
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Scaraban

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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #109 on: April 12, 2011, 11:39:18 pm »
Quote from: MonkeyHead on April 12, 2011, 02:41:07 pm
Combat Log - exact wording escapes me:

The Swordmaster bites the deer demon in the lower body and latches on firmly.
The Swordmaster shakes the deer demon around by the lower body.

This act produced a demon corpse in 2 bits. What a fucking hardass.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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It's a long way to the top if you want dank memes.

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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #110 on: April 14, 2011, 03:54:30 pm »
Not so much hilarious as it is unique....

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Ingiz Atirnakuth, expedition leader cancels Dump Item: Getting Married

Spring arrived and suddenly there were two simultaneous weddings, one between the miner and farmer, the other between the leader and an immigrant leatherworker.
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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #111 on: April 14, 2011, 04:04:32 pm »
Quote from: High Tensegrity on April 11, 2011, 10:10:27 pm
Also:

Dwarf cancels drink: Seeking infant.
Oh, the joys of dwarven parenting.
MEAT SHIELD!
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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #112 on: April 14, 2011, 04:11:59 pm »
Quote from: Stargrasper on April 14, 2011, 03:54:30 pm
Not so much hilarious as it is unique....

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Ingiz Atirnakuth, expedition leader cancels Dump Item: Getting Married

Spring arrived and suddenly there were two simultaneous weddings, one between the miner and farmer, the other between the leader and an immigrant leatherworker.

Heh, so he got married just before he was going to dump her?  Kinda harsh, even referring to her as an object....
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Quote from: Uristocrat on January 09, 2011, 03:46:41 pm
You could have berries on the rocks and the dwarves would say it was "berry gneiss."
You should die horribly for this. And I mean that in the nicest possible way.

Necro910

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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #113 on: April 14, 2011, 04:23:28 pm »
Quote from: Uristocrat on April 14, 2011, 04:11:59 pm
Quote from: Stargrasper on April 14, 2011, 03:54:30 pm
Not so much hilarious as it is unique....

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Ingiz Atirnakuth, expedition leader cancels Dump Item: Getting Married

Spring arrived and suddenly there were two simultaneous weddings, one between the miner and farmer, the other between the leader and an immigrant leatherworker.

Heh, so he got married just before he was going to dump her?  Kinda harsh, even referring to her as an object....
Ingiz Atirnakuth, expedition leader cancels Slaughter Item: Mood Satisfied.
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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #114 on: April 14, 2011, 04:52:03 pm »
My two favorite combat log excerpts



That's a strong scrotum...

I also had one that one ups the violent wolf kiss. 



So the dwarf fit his head inside the enemy's mouth to rip out it's teeth with his teeth.
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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #115 on: April 15, 2011, 04:09:29 pm »
Quote from: SalmonGod on April 14, 2011, 04:52:03 pm
My two favorite combat log excerpts



That's a strong scrotum...

Wha-?
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Quote from: Darvi on July 04, 2012, 09:17:17 am
So now all we've got to do is to put a couple of grannies into the LHC and smash them against each other at relativistic speeds. Lather, rinse, repeat until we got results.

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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #116 on: April 15, 2011, 04:28:40 pm »
Not so much funny as briefly frightening.  My soldiers were attending a miscellaneous object drill...when I was looking through the jobs list to see if there were any idlers that needed reassignment, it was listed as "Misc. Object Demons". 
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You get used to it, I don't even see the ASCII.  All I see is blacksmith, miner, goblin.

Aeon Blue

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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #117 on: April 15, 2011, 05:20:53 pm »
Sorry elves.
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Necro910

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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #118 on: April 15, 2011, 05:38:33 pm »
Quote from: Aeon Blue on April 15, 2011, 05:20:53 pm
Sorry elves.

I got one that was around the lines of "Theyisallevarythang" before. I laughed so hard when they walked in.  :D
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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #119 on: April 15, 2011, 05:41:01 pm »
Quote from: Edosurist on April 15, 2011, 04:09:29 pm
Quote from: SalmonGod on April 14, 2011, 04:52:03 pm
My two favorite combat log excerpts



That's a strong scrotum...

Wha-?

Was probably the Incubus/Succubus mod.
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