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[caranha]

I was like "OH CRAP! ITS A FARMER DWARF TITAN! HE IS GOING TO HOE US TO DEATH! I MUST BEWARE HIS DEADLY CABBAGE!" Then he wandered around not doing anything for a while, and eventually just casually walked away.

Hmm? How did this happen? Diplomat? A Dwarfy forgotten beast? Migrants? immigrating nobles?

[abadidea]

An animal has become a stray war grizzly bear. Something about that just tickles me. (Especially since the vague sentence structure implies that it was NOT a grizzly bear before.)

The volcano one wins the thread, though.

[Dorf3000]

Gentledwarves, childbirth is dangerous.

I don't know what's more disturbing, the 'dangerous terrain' (slippery floor? ewww) or the fact that she was sparring while heavily pregnant.  "Go on Urist, try to punch me again!"

[Toast024]

I was like "OH CRAP! ITS A FARMER DWARF TITAN! HE IS GOING TO HOE US TO DEATH! I MUST BEWARE HIS DEADLY CABBAGE!" Then he wandered around not doing anything for a while, and eventually just casually walked away.

Hmm? How did this happen? Diplomat? A Dwarfy forgotten beast? Migrants? immigrating nobles?

It was a weird bug that I can't explain. Wasn't a merchant, or diplomat. Not a migrant, because he wandered off the map. He was "friendly". The most reasonable theory that someone had was that he was a Dwarf that began wandering the wilds. AKA, a Dwarf sent by the mountain homes to explore ala ADVENTURE!

[Saposhiente]

Might've been a Good titan that happened to be based on a dwarf?

[Vercingetorix]

I had a mystery dwarf show up on one of my maps in the past; it didn't produce an announcement to my knowledge and the dwarf wasn't associated with the caravan since it had long since left (this was in roughly mid-summer).  The @ wandered around for a while at the edge of the map before moving on...no clue who it was, since I forgot to check their name.  I'm hoping another one shows up again with my current fort so I can investigate further.

[Heavenfall]

My next notification isn't really hilarious in itself, but
One of my dwarves had finally decided to name his axe. Curious to know what action could have inspired such an event, I zoomed in on the dwarf. He was laying in bed, sleeping, with his axe.

Quickly, my mind wandered elsewhere.

[caknuck]

If you are relatively close to an established dwarf settlement, it may have been a random migrant wandering the world map.

[thijser]

I was like "OH CRAP! ITS A FARMER DWARF TITAN! HE IS GOING TO HOE US TO DEATH! I MUST BEWARE HIS DEADLY CABBAGE!" Then he wandered around not doing anything for a while, and eventually just casually walked away.

Hmm? How did this happen? Diplomat? A Dwarfy forgotten beast? Migrants? immigrating nobles?

It was a weird bug that I can't explain. Wasn't a merchant, or diplomat. Not a migrant, because he wandered off the map. He was "friendly". The most reasonable theory that someone had was that he was a Dwarf that began wandering the wilds. AKA, a Dwarf sent by the mountain homes to explore ala ADVENTURE!

You could use the legends to find out who this is/was.

[Tryntu]

<Dwarf> cancels Eat: Hunting Vermin for Food.

yay first fortress. my friend who got me into this game still teases me about that.

[Encased in burning magma]

<Dwarf> cancels Eat: Hunting Vermin for Food.

yay first fortress

We gathered  .

[FreakyCheeseMan]

I recently ran a 50-year-old world because I was so frutstrated with extince elves/goblins; sadly, that was not enough time for my civ to get any significant figures, so I got no caravans and thus, eventually, no migrants.

I decided to try to compensate for this by making dwarves mature at age 2, and give birth to litters of 20-40.

I got the following two messages in a row, though I can't remember the *exact* text for the first.:

"Urist McKnockedUp has married Urist McMightySperm! They decided to forgo any formal wedding ceremony!"
"Urist McKnockedUp has given birth to many babies!"

[Toast024]

I was like "OH CRAP! ITS A FARMER DWARF TITAN! HE IS GOING TO HOE US TO DEATH! I MUST BEWARE HIS DEADLY CABBAGE!" Then he wandered around not doing anything for a while, and eventually just casually walked away.

Hmm? How did this happen? Diplomat? A Dwarfy forgotten beast? Migrants? immigrating nobles?

It was a weird bug that I can't explain. Wasn't a merchant, or diplomat. Not a migrant, because he wandered off the map. He was "friendly". The most reasonable theory that someone had was that he was a Dwarf that began wandering the wilds. AKA, a Dwarf sent by the mountain homes to explore ala ADVENTURE!

You could use the legends to find out who this is/was.

I don't have the save anymore. It was with 31.01 and I was like 'Ooooo 31.02, lets delete everything to give it a cozy bed!"

[abadidea]

cancels Fill Pond: inappropriate building.


I think this is when they try to dump from a ramp. It's a new one for me.

[Nyxalinth]

Urist McWrestler cancels spar in barracks: too insane