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Author Topic: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?  (Read 58684 times)

Kagus

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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #30 on: August 08, 2010, 02:37:43 am »

"A rhesus macaque has stolen a coke!"

Yeah.  Sneaky little buggers.  Small hands, they can grab stuff from inside the machine without putting in any quarters.

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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #31 on: August 08, 2010, 12:03:30 pm »

"A skinless monster diplomat from Shenepesor has arrived!"

Happened just a minute ago. Well actually it's not really unintentionally hilarious because it's indeed a skinless monster. :D
Oh those wacky gullible humans...
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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #32 on: August 08, 2010, 01:34:07 pm »

This is the best one yet.

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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #33 on: August 08, 2010, 01:45:03 pm »

Indeed that was. It was best a long time ago, when denito posted it.
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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #34 on: August 08, 2010, 02:04:10 pm »

I just got this one.


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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #35 on: August 08, 2010, 02:55:19 pm »

"Urist McInjured cancels Rest: Caged."
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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #36 on: August 08, 2010, 04:10:24 pm »

I just got my first "Some new immigrants have arrived, despite the danger"

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Oh yeah, "lazy mclazydwarf cancels start fight: target unavailable"
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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #37 on: August 08, 2010, 04:39:23 pm »

I still Chuckle at "Interrupted by a muskox" no idea why, I just do.
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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #38 on: August 08, 2010, 06:26:11 pm »

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Tholtig Fistcrypt?  Pretensions of grandeur, methinks.

I think my best was just a 'x has drowned' message.  Not too funny, except in context: this dwarf was one who had accidentally fallen into a cistern or something, and despite plenty of wounds managed to train his swimming up to Grand Master or something similar before eventually dying.  My memory of it's hazy, actually, since it was a few versions back, but I do remember it being hilarious... for whatever reason!
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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #39 on: August 09, 2010, 04:15:23 pm »



When I zoomed to is, it brought me to a stack of 5 cave lobster, next to a bucket, no dwarf in sight...

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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #40 on: August 09, 2010, 07:36:41 pm »

Urist McMason has drowned.
Urist McMason has carved a masterpiece!

Yes, in that order.
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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #41 on: August 09, 2010, 07:51:34 pm »

Urist McMason has drowned.
Urist McMason has carved a masterpiece!

Yes, in that order.
So he carved dwarflantis?
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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #42 on: August 09, 2010, 07:54:38 pm »

Urist McMason has drowned.
Urist McMason has carved a masterpiece!

Yes, in that order.

That. Is a legendary mason right there.
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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #43 on: August 09, 2010, 07:54:51 pm »

Urist McMason has drowned.
Urist McMason has carved a masterpiece!

Yes, in that order.
This is a masterful engraving of Urist McMason by Urist McMason.  Urist McMason is drowning.
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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #44 on: August 09, 2010, 07:56:57 pm »

A rhesus macaque has stolen a steel bar!
A rhesus macaque has stolen a steel bar!
A rhesus macaque has stolen a steel bar!
A rhesus macaque has stolen a steel bar!

An' just like that my steel supply is crippled
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