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NW_Kohaku

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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #60 on: August 10, 2010, 05:16:15 pm »
Quote from: Iapetus on August 10, 2010, 04:59:24 pm
Oh, great.  Not only do they not send a professional diplomat, they send some weird-looking inbred freak.  Obviously the humans don't view diplomatic relations with the dwarves as very important.

The problem is that when you read the descriptions, everyone sounds like an inbred freak, thanks to Toady's less-than-flattering way of describing every roll of the dice.
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Personally, I like [DF] because after climbing the damned learning cliff, I'm too elitist to consider not liking it.
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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #61 on: August 11, 2010, 01:19:15 pm »
Yeah, literal description of average person from photo would yeld same results.
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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #62 on: October 21, 2010, 06:26:54 pm »
Tangled... teeth?
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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #63 on: October 21, 2010, 07:31:51 pm »
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Really... how vain can you be?
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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #64 on: October 21, 2010, 07:52:31 pm »
Urist mcMayor cancels large creature caging: Starting fist fight.
Urist mcMayor cancels start fist fight: Handling dangerous creature.

Tantrum spiral while refilling the dog cage.
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The *large serrated steel disk* strikes the Raven in the head, tearing apart the muscle, shattering the skull, and tearing apart the brain!
A tendon in the skull has been torn!
The Raven has been knocked unconcious!

Elves do it in trees. Humans do it in wooden structures. Dwarves? Dwarves do it underground. With magma.

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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #65 on: October 21, 2010, 07:59:07 pm »
Urist McCheesemaker Cancels Start Fistfight: Target Inaccessible
Urist McInnocentBystander has been struck down
Urist McCheesemaker has been stricken with melancholy
Urist McCheesemaker has collided with an obstacle and died
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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #66 on: October 22, 2010, 02:41:16 am »
Quote from: veok on October 21, 2010, 07:31:51 pm


Really... how vain can you be?
Does it have several images of the dwarf on it?
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It's probably made from baby bone, with a handle of baby leather. Probably uses the leg bones wound together for the handle, the pelvis for the handle/pick joint, and the pick is the spine.

But that's all in theory, of course. Not like I've made a pick out of my own 5 month old baby before.

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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #67 on: October 22, 2010, 02:48:30 am »
This barely counts, since this was in adventure mode, but...

"You stab the Human Thresher in the mouth with your large copper dagger, tearing the left cheek!"
"The large copper dagger has lodged firmly in the wound!"

The mental image I got from that was simply hilarious.

"Om nom nom"
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Quote from: Jetsquirrel on September 30, 2010, 09:54:32 am
"Strike the earth!"
"A section of the cavern has collapsed"
"Your fortress has crumbled to its end"
Yeah, in the future you probably shouldn't strike the earth quite so hard

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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #68 on: October 22, 2010, 03:48:33 am »
Quote from: ElthMysterius on October 22, 2010, 02:48:30 am
"Om nom nom"
Om nom *stab* HEY DONT FUCKING INTERRUPT ME WHILE IM EATING THIS TASTY SWORD
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Quote from: acetech09 date=1343968486
It's probably made from baby bone, with a handle of baby leather. Probably uses the leg bones wound together for the handle, the pelvis for the handle/pick joint, and the pick is the spine.

But that's all in theory, of course. Not like I've made a pick out of my own 5 month old baby before.

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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #69 on: October 22, 2010, 04:47:39 am »
I have a completely normal mental image of you stabbing the human and tearing a big gash in their cheek because they had their mouth held wide open.

The iron anvil has lodged firmly in the wound!
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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on October 01, 2010, 12:52:33 pm
That's the great thing about this forum. We can derail any discussion into any other topic.
Quote from: Sphalerite on September 23, 2010, 08:56:03 pm
It's not an embark so much as seven dwarves having a simultaneous strange mood and going off to build an artifact fortress that menaces with spikes of awesome and hanging rings of death.

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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #70 on: October 22, 2010, 05:16:29 am »
Oddom Kodudil, Stray Kitten (Tame) has adopted Obok Asteshoshosh, Herbalist. Yes thats right, my cat adopted the herbalist, not the other way around.
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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #71 on: October 22, 2010, 05:23:49 am »
Quote from: shadowzfire on October 22, 2010, 05:16:29 am
Oddom Kodudil, Stray Kitten (Tame) has adopted Obok Asteshoshosh, Herbalist. Yes thats right, my cat adopted the herbalist, not the other way around.
Thats is pretty normal.
All cats adopt dwarves.
You are new aren't you?
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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #72 on: October 22, 2010, 06:44:00 am »
Quote from: veok on October 21, 2010, 07:31:51 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Really... how vain can you be?

You're so vain.
You probably think this artifact is about you.
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Quote from: mrbobbyg on December 12, 2010, 02:16:59 pm
It is really, really easy to flood this place with magma fwiw.

Doors stop fire, right?

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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #73 on: October 22, 2010, 08:43:07 am »
Quote from: ElthMysterius on October 22, 2010, 02:48:30 am
This barely counts, since this was in adventure mode, but...

"You stab the Human Thresher in the mouth with your large copper dagger, tearing the left cheek!"

Why so serious?
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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #74 on: October 22, 2010, 09:25:06 am »
I'll raise your incredibly vain birchen ring with an incredibly vain pig tail fiber cloak:
Why is this happening?
Well that didn't work, here the link: http://yfrog.com/06vanitylj
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