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[jogar2]

This one still makes me chuckle:
 
"The impertinent vegetation has defaced a Urist McNiceEngraving!"
 
Dang plant vandals! I bet the elves are behind this.

[Doradan]

One that went from an O FUK to an O YAY - 'Megaminer' McUrist canceled Dig: Interupted by Rutherer. I zoomed over, saw a pool of blood, and the rutherer running away. I then looked at the combat records.
The Rutherer charges at The Miner!
The Miner dodges!
The Miner punches The Rutherer in the face, breaking the nose!
The badassness of that moment was palpable.

[Scaraban]

N-N-N-NECRO!!!

[Baron Baconeer]

Dumed Diamondcry is throwing a tantrum!
Dumed Diamondcry has died of infection.
Dumed Diamondcry has calmed down.

For reference, he was sleeping in the hospital having his body rotting away.

[Nyxalinth]

Dumed Diamondcry is throwing a tantrum!
Dumed Diamondcry has died of infection.
Dumed Diamondcry has calmed down.

For reference, he was sleeping in the hospital having his body rotting away.

"Shit McMotherfucker!  Goddamnit!" *tries to throw something, it falls out of his rotted hand, hits him in the head, and he dies*

[Poindexterity]

"The pig tail fiber cloth tunic has lodged firmly in the wound."  Apparently a forest Titan ripped the shirt off the back of my woodcutter dwarf and proceeded to beat 3 dwarves to death with.

i had a minotaur steal a sock and kill its owner with it.

[RTiger]

Thief! Protect the hoard from skulking filth!
Urist McMiner bashes Kobold thief with his copper pick, breaking the skull and tearing the brain.
Kobold Thief has been struck down.


Don't mess with the miners!

[RTiger]

Broker is throwing a tantrum!
Trade Depot Destroyed by broker.

A caravan was in at the time. The trading must have gone really bad.

[krenshala]

Broker is throwing a tantrum!
Trade Depot Destroyed by broker.

A caravan was in at the time. The trading must have gone really bad.

On the bright side, you get all their stuff for free (and possibly a war), right?

[[5th]Lupin]

Urist McSoldier has grown attached to a depleted uranium breastplate!

(Probably literally)

[Watwar5]

"The crundle punches the dwarf in the lower right back tooth from behind and the severed part flies of in an arc."
I got an image of a crundle punching a dwarf from inside of its mouth.

[Jacob/Lee]

Just started a new fort with version 0.31.12, after a few months without playing.

I've just had my first human caravan arrive, with the messages:
The human Animal Trainer Innu Uselecsha from Pessalpesor has arrived.
A human caravan from Pessalpesor has arrived.

My first thought was "Eh? Has a human just immigrated?", but it turned out that the humans had sent an animal trainer as a diplomat 

I then checked the diplomat's details:

Her greasy hair is extremely long.  She is tall and scrawny.  Her very large-irised protruding dark green eyes are slit.  Her somewhat short fuse-lobed ears are very splayed out.  She has low cheekbones, and she has a deeply recessed chin.  Her lips are very thick.  Her teeth are tangled.  Her ears are somewhat narrow.  Her eyebrows are quite dense.  Her hair is goldenrod.  Her skin is pale pink.


Oh, great.  Not only do they not send a professional diplomat, they send some weird-looking inbred freak.  Obviously the humans don't view diplomatic relations with the dwarves as very important.

She sounds like a crackhead.

Anyway:
*Random merchants arrive*
A vile force of darkness has arrived!
Dwarf: Oh, let's just let them in- whoops, somebody accidently pulled the close drawbridge lever. Okay, then they'll be fin- Whoops, somebody just pulled the "The sky is falling!" lever. Okay then, maybe somebody survi- Oh look at that, somebody accidently pulled the "Noah couldn't survive this" lever. Good luck merchants.

[Minnakht]

I'll raise your incredibly vain birchen ring with an incredibly vain pig tail fiber cloak:
Why is this happening?
Well that didn't work, here the link: http://yfrog.com/06vanitylj

Fath Etesolin, militia commander, has created Fath Etesolin, a yak bone spear!

...unfortunately, his boner never pierced anything, as the fort fell to... a siege, I think.

However, my current fort won't, and I've got Fath Ibesholin with me. Relative?

[Oliolli]

"The Goblin Spearman stabs Urist McMacedwarf in the right hand and the severed part sails off in an arc!
 Urist McMacedwarf loses hold of the Iron Gauntlet.
 Urist McMacedwarf loses hold of the Iron Shield.
 Urist McMacedwarf bashes the goblin in the head with the Iron Mace, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain.
 The Goblin Spearman has been knocked unconcious.
 The Goblin Spearman has been struck down."

"OW! Why you little..."

[Necro910]

N-N-N-NECRO!!!

What is it?