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bukitodinos

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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #180 on: May 04, 2012, 03:09:15 pm »

one of the cats fell down the expedition to hell

so i just watched it fall until i got the message

by that time i was in tears because all of the FBs noticed the cat and jumped in to hell

 :D :D :D :D
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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #181 on: May 04, 2012, 05:08:04 pm »

FB, a fire-breathing three eyed ass. It took me some time to realize that I was being attacked by a donkey.
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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #182 on: May 04, 2012, 06:23:35 pm »

FB, a fire-breathing three eyed ass. It took me some time to realize that I was being attacked by a donkey.

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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #183 on: May 04, 2012, 07:16:28 pm »

Not really a notification but close enough :P

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« Last Edit: May 04, 2012, 07:19:22 pm by Codyo »
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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #184 on: May 04, 2012, 08:15:30 pm »

My god sir, you win the internet for that.
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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #185 on: May 05, 2012, 12:55:13 am »

In my earlier forts, I tended to leave the stuff I embarked with scattered on the ground. And so I received the message that a raccoon had stolen my anvil. My mind boggles at the logistics of that.
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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #186 on: May 05, 2012, 01:03:53 am »

Keas are notorious for stealing stuff like that, which is even more mind-boggling than a raccoon.
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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #187 on: May 05, 2012, 01:52:08 am »

A dorf took the task of chaining one of the grizzly bears I just bought to the rope in the entrance hallway. When the goblin ambushes started this month, I set the burrows active... which didn't include that particular rope (I don't want civvies in the entryway when there's fighting so I don't include it in the burrows). So, this dorf decides it's time to go spin some thread. He walks back down the hallway, and down the stairs...

"Wait a sec! I can't spin threads right now, I am holding onto a GODDAMN GRIZZLY BEAR."
"Maybe I should deal with that first."
"Wait, I can't, he's not in the burrow."
"Guess I'll go spin some thread."
"THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR SPINNING THREAD I AM HOLDING A GRIZZLY BEAR."
"I guess I'll just throw him back in the cage or something."
"Wait, no I shouldn't, I shouldn't leave the burrow..."

The bear wouldn't move because the dorf was holding him. The dorf, wracked with indecision, wouldn't move anywhere. In two seconds, SO MUCH JOB CANCELLATION.
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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #188 on: May 05, 2012, 03:30:29 am »

Urist Mcgoing20zstothecavernstocleanhimself cancels Clean: Interrupted by Forgotten beast

serves him and his mutilated 20 pieces right for not using the well
« Last Edit: May 05, 2012, 04:43:37 am by Castamere »
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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #189 on: May 05, 2012, 09:15:15 am »

THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR SPINNING THREAD I AM HOLDING A GRIZZLY BEAR!

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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #190 on: May 06, 2012, 04:38:42 am »

I just got "Kol Oddomes, Peasant cancels Start Fist Fight: Too injured." I laughed. 
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Thread Necro!

Tonight during the Great Necromancer Invasion ...
Nice.  Good necro though.  :P
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Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« Reply #191 on: May 06, 2012, 05:16:57 am »

I'm going to go with either

The Human Farmer Kosoth Talldwarf has come!
A medium-sized creature prone to great ambition.
Now you will know why you fear the night!


or

Urist McAxdorf has been unhappy lately. She was depressed by long patrol duty lately. She was upset about being relieved from duty.

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A combat report with several pages of
The Crafter bashes the Goblin Spearman in the head with his -«alder crutch»-, but the attack is deflected by the Goblin Spearman's «copper helm»!

No word on whether or not he also called the invader a "squirrely young whipper-snapper" and told it to speak up and stop fidgeting (despite the latter being unconscious at the time).
« Last Edit: May 07, 2012, 09:04:59 pm by Sus »
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