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[Ki11aGhost]

Dear FeyKnittingClub,

STOP MAKING ARTIFACT CLOTHES.

I only have 1 useful artifact at this point, a Pine Door. The others are 3 clothing items and a figurine. Fuck you guys.

Sincerely,
Someone who will kill you if they get one more useless artifact.

[Mageziya]

DEAR CARPENTER,

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

STOP STANDING IN THE WALL YOU ARE TRYING TO BUILD. THIS WALL IS THE FINE LINE BETWEEN THE SUCCESS OF THIS FORT, YOUR LIFE, AND THE FATE OF ALL AROUND YOU! WE ARE TRYING TO FREEZE THROUGH AN AQUIFER IN THE MONTH OF TIME WE HAVE, WHICH IS PLENTY OF TIME. BUT NOOOO, YOUR NONE_EXISTENT PEANUT OF BRAIN'S SUB_CONSCIOUS IS TELLING YOU TO STAND ON THE FUCKING WALL YOU ARE BUILDING!!!

STOP MAKING ME SAVE SCUUUUUUUUUUUM!

[Ki11aGhost]

Wouldn't it work to just set the actual wall spaces to restricted areas?

[GreatWyrmGold]

No, that only makes dwarves less likely to walk there whilst pathing.

[Mr Space Cat]

DEAR CARPENTER,

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

STOP STANDING IN THE WALL YOU ARE TRYING TO BUILD. THIS WALL IS THE FINE LINE BETWEEN THE SUCCESS OF THIS FORT, YOUR LIFE, AND THE FATE OF ALL AROUND YOU! WE ARE TRYING TO FREEZE THROUGH AN AQUIFER IN THE MONTH OF TIME WE HAVE, WHICH IS PLENTY OF TIME. BUT NOOOO, YOUR NONE_EXISTENT PEANUT OF BRAIN'S SUB_CONSCIOUS IS TELLING YOU TO STAND ON THE FUCKING WALL YOU ARE BUILDING!!!

STOP MAKING ME SAVE SCUUUUUUUUUUUM!

Dear Mageziya,

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HAVE YOU TRIED CANCELING (q,x over the wall segment) THE BUILDING DESIGNATION AND THEN REDESIGNATING IT? WHENEVER MY DWARVES TRY TO PULL THIS CRAP I JUST DO THAT, IT SEEMS TO STOP THEIR STUPIDITY. RESULTS MAY VARY, THOUGH!

WE NEED TO YELL AT OUR DWARVES MORE. THAT'S THE ONLY WAY WE CAN TEACH THEM, GUYS!

[Callista]

Dear Urist McCatLover,
One cat is okay. One cat keeps the vermin away, the absence of which may well stop UristMcHammerLord from tantruming. But did you really have to simultaneously adopt an entire litter of three kittens before I had the chance to turn them into biscuits?

I do commend you on your decision to make friends with felines rather than other dorfs, and to cultivate no particularly useful skills; as a result, your feline masters' plan to populate the fort with an inbred catsplosion can still be foiled. Please report to the danger room, ASAP. If your sanity survives the kitten-kebabs, I may consider letting you live. Maybe.

Your Annoyed (and ironically also real-life-cat-loving) Overseer

[Lolfail0009]

Dear Zinicad Odunkate, overlady of the Sapiocoatl civilisation of Cikustahisudot, "The Distinct Page"

Please do not send us migrant waves of thirty-two. Ever.

Apparently it is written nowhere on said Page that we have no food. No farmable areas. THIS IS A MOUNTAIN.

So unless the hunters you sent can call, detain, and slay our exalted ancestors, the Coatls, we will STARVE.

Au Revoir, Senorita.

Lolfail0009, Sound Of The Night, and Zedo Kixidralvictasal "Death Angelbane".


P.S. I will send Zedo to murder you in your sleep. Why do you think I granted the gift of the scythe?

[gbrngfol]

Dear Zinicad Odunkate, overlady of the Sapiocoatl civilisation of Cikustahisudot, "The Distinct Page"

Please do not send us migrant waves of thirty-two. Ever.

Apparently it is written nowhere on said Page that we have no food. No farmable areas. THIS IS A MOUNTAIN.

So unless the hunters you sent can call, detain, and slay our exalted ancestors, the Coatls, we will STARVE.

Au Revoir, Senorita.

Lolfail0009, Sound Of The Night, and Zedo Kixidralvictasal "Death Angelbane".


P.S. I will send Zedo to murder you in your sleep. Why do you think I granted the gift of the scythe?

Dear Lolfail0009, Sound Of The Night

The Sapiocoatls are either useless, dangerous, prone to excessive sunshine consumption or all of the above. We have no choice but to send them away.

Yours truly,

Zinicad Odunkate, Overlady of "The Distant Page"

[Lolfail0009]

Dear Zinicad Odunkate, overlady of the Sapiocoatl civilisation of Cikustahisudot, "The Distinct Page"

Please do not send us migrant waves of thirty-two. Ever.

Apparently it is written nowhere on said Page that we have no food. No farmable areas. THIS IS A MOUNTAIN.

So unless the hunters you sent can call, detain, and slay our exalted ancestors, the Coatls, we will STARVE.

Au Revoir, Senorita.

Lolfail0009, Sound Of The Night, and Zedo Kixidralvictasal "Death Angelbane".


P.S. I will send Zedo to murder you in your sleep. Why do you think I granted the gift of the scythe?

Dear Lolfail0009, Sound Of The Night

The Sapiocoatls are either useless, dangerous, prone to excessive sunshine consumption or all of the above. We have no choice but to send them away.

Yours truly,

Zinicad Odunkate, Overlady of "The Distant Page"

Dear Zinicad Odunkate, Overlady of "The Distant Page"

Sleep with one eye open, lest your midnight blue scales turn deep scarlet.

Signed,
Lolfail0009, Sound Of The Night

My overlady Odunkate,

You may not be my overlady for much longer.

If you're half as sharp as my scythes, you'll catch my drift.

May the wind be ever under your wings,
Zedo Kixidralvictasal, Angelbane.

[Mageziya]

DEAR CARPENTER,

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

STOP STANDING IN THE WALL YOU ARE TRYING TO BUILD. THIS WALL IS THE FINE LINE BETWEEN THE SUCCESS OF THIS FORT, YOUR LIFE, AND THE FATE OF ALL AROUND YOU! WE ARE TRYING TO FREEZE THROUGH AN AQUIFER IN THE MONTH OF TIME WE HAVE, WHICH IS PLENTY OF TIME. BUT NOOOO, YOUR NONE_EXISTENT PEANUT OF BRAIN'S SUB_CONSCIOUS IS TELLING YOU TO STAND ON THE FUCKING WALL YOU ARE BUILDING!!!

STOP MAKING ME SAVE SCUUUUUUUUUUUM!

Dear Mageziya,

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

HAVE YOU TRIED CANCELING (q,x over the wall segment) THE BUILDING DESIGNATION AND THEN REDESIGNATING IT? WHENEVER MY DWARVES TRY TO PULL THIS CRAP I JUST DO THAT, IT SEEMS TO STOP THEIR STUPIDITY. RESULTS MAY VARY, THOUGH!

WE NEED TO YELL AT OUR DWARVES MORE. THAT'S THE ONLY WAY WE CAN TEACH THEM, GUYS!

Dear SPACE CAT

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I HAVE TRIED THIS. THESE STILL DON'T TEND TO WORK. IT'S ALMOST LUCK-BASED IF THEY'RE IDIOTS OR NOT.

FOR ONCE I CAN USE SUPER SIZED FONT WITH REASON, WOO! ALSO, GLOW!

[tahujdt]

DEAR CARPENTER,

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

STOP STANDING IN THE WALL YOU ARE TRYING TO BUILD. THIS WALL IS THE FINE LINE BETWEEN THE SUCCESS OF THIS FORT, YOUR LIFE, AND THE FATE OF ALL AROUND YOU! WE ARE TRYING TO FREEZE THROUGH AN AQUIFER IN THE MONTH OF TIME WE HAVE, WHICH IS PLENTY OF TIME. BUT NOOOO, YOUR NONE_EXISTENT PEANUT OF BRAIN'S SUB_CONSCIOUS IS TELLING YOU TO STAND ON THE FUCKING WALL YOU ARE BUILDING!!!

STOP MAKING ME SAVE SCUUUUUUUUUUUM!

Dear Mageziya,

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

HAVE YOU TRIED CANCELING (q,x over the wall segment) THE BUILDING DESIGNATION AND THEN REDESIGNATING IT? WHENEVER MY DWARVES TRY TO PULL THIS CRAP I JUST DO THAT, IT SEEMS TO STOP THEIR STUPIDITY. RESULTS MAY VARY, THOUGH!

WE NEED TO YELL AT OUR DWARVES MORE. THAT'S THE ONLY WAY WE CAN TEACH THEM, GUYS!

Dear SPACE CAT

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I HAVE TRIED THIS. THESE STILL DON'T TEND TO WORK. IT'S ALMOST LUCK-BASED IF THEY'RE IDIOTS OR NOT.

FOR ONCE I CAN USE SUPER SIZED FONT WITH REASON, WOO! ALSO, GLOW!

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YELLING DOES WORK!

[misko27]

DEAR CARPENTER,

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

STOP STANDING IN THE WALL YOU ARE TRYING TO BUILD. THIS WALL IS THE FINE LINE BETWEEN THE SUCCESS OF THIS FORT, YOUR LIFE, AND THE FATE OF ALL AROUND YOU! WE ARE TRYING TO FREEZE THROUGH AN AQUIFER IN THE MONTH OF TIME WE HAVE, WHICH IS PLENTY OF TIME. BUT NOOOO, YOUR NONE_EXISTENT PEANUT OF BRAIN'S SUB_CONSCIOUS IS TELLING YOU TO STAND ON THE FUCKING WALL YOU ARE BUILDING!!!

STOP MAKING ME SAVE SCUUUUUUUUUUUM!

Dear Mageziya,

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

HAVE YOU TRIED CANCELING (q,x over the wall segment) THE BUILDING DESIGNATION AND THEN REDESIGNATING IT? WHENEVER MY DWARVES TRY TO PULL THIS CRAP I JUST DO THAT, IT SEEMS TO STOP THEIR STUPIDITY. RESULTS MAY VARY, THOUGH!

WE NEED TO YELL AT OUR DWARVES MORE. THAT'S THE ONLY WAY WE CAN TEACH THEM, GUYS!

Dear SPACE CAT

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I HAVE TRIED THIS. THESE STILL DON'T TEND TO WORK. IT'S ALMOST LUCK-BASED IF THEY'RE IDIOTS OR NOT.

FOR ONCE I CAN USE SUPER SIZED FONT WITH REASON, WOO! ALSO, GLOW!

Dear Mageziya:

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HAVE YOU TRIED CHECKING TO SEE IF THERE IS A NON-"CONSTRUCT WALL" DESGNATED TILE THAT THEY CAN STAND ON? THAT INCLUDES WALLS THAT HAVEN'T BEEN BUILT YET.

[Ki11aGhost]

Wouldn't setting the actual wall space to a restricted traffic zone work? (d-o-r) They don't need to stand on it to build the wall, so I doubt it will affect the building, just them not stepping there.

Edit: Thanks. Forgot it was restricted and not forbidden.

[Mageziya]

Wouldn't setting the actual wall space to a forbidden traffic zone work? (d-o-r) They don't need to stand on it to build the wall, so I doubt it will affect the building, just them not stepping there.

There is no such thing as a forbidden traffic zone. Only restricted, which, even then, dorfs can still walk over it. I've tried restricted zones, I've tried burrows, I've tried suspend timings, All I can do is hope I get lucky.

This is the bug I look forward to being fixed the most.

[Mr Space Cat]

Dear Urist McStubbornBroker

You gotta be kidding me. The elven caravan arrives, and out of all the 60 or so dwarves we suddenly have residing in FigureCurse, you suddenly get some stupid idea and lock yourself in a workshop.

Do you have some sort of social issue that makes you unwilling to trade with caravans or something? Do you find it awkward and need to come up with some excuse not to go meet the caravan?  Because you could just say so, I'll assign another dwarf who's willing to do his job instead of you, I don't mind.

I hope whatever crap you make out of one log and a gem is the greatest thing ever or else.