Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[DiezIrae]

Dear Urist McVampireMayor,

Why did your blood poison the well after your head was sent against a wall?

[Clover Magic]

Dear Genome Migrant Woodcutter,

First, I don't know why half of you arrived as "friendly" units stuck at the edge of the map instead of actual migrants, but DFHack fixed that, so that's okay.  What's not okay is you apparently deciding that this meant you did not own any clothes and stripping down to your birthday suit.

Please go put your clothes on.  We're on a tundra.  I did a temperature check, the outside air is colder than glacier ice.  You're probably feeling a bit drafty.  Also I will not be held responsible for any bad thoughts you decide to accumulate after you realize that you threw your clothes into a pile and streaked across the snow to the fort and now everyone can see you in all your glory.  I think your wife will probably be less than pleased about that.

Sincerely,
bemused overseer

[Meistermoxx]

Offtopic.
Breed and train endless hordes of war-kobolds

[Exitstrategy]

Dear mountainhome of Cudgel of Wilts:

Please stop sending fisherdwarves. We have no fishing industry whatsoever in Workhide. Why? Because it rains elf blood all year 'round! If we wanted to bathe in elf blood for food, we'd eat the damn elves who come to trade their garbage twigs. Why don't you send a mason, or maybe even a miner? This shit gets old when half the population needs to be told not to fish.

With distaste,
-Exitstrategy, Leader of Workhide

[Lolfail0009]

Dear Zinicad Odunkate, overlady of "The Distinct Page",

I give up.

Where the hell is the entrance to the Mountainhome? Or have you summoned the three asterisks through some elven druidry?

May the wind be ever under your wings,
Zedo Kixidralvictasal, Angelbane

[misko27]

Dear Zinicad Odunkate, overlady of "The Distinct Page",

I give up.

Where the hell is the entrance to the Mountainhome? Or have you summoned the three asterisks through some elven druidry?

May the wind be ever under your wings,
Zedo Kixidralvictasal, Angelbane

In the current version, yes.

[Zio]

Dear Urist McNegligentmom

As hilarious as I find you using the baby as a meat shield when a kobold ambushes you I just can't justify you letting him bleed out from his now non exstent arm just because you think doctors are evil.

Bottom line: Drop the kid at the fully equipped hospital or drop it in the woods, either way I don't want you bitching because your son died after you pretty much murdered him.

[Olith McHuman]

Dear Urist McPancake

Getting possessed is a bad idea. Getting possessed while pushing a heavy cart uphill is an even worse idea.

[Lolfail0009]

Dear the following Sapiocoatls:

• Vopgu Nengekema, the Flamewielder woodcutter
• Cermu Izbapestramez, the Deathcaster mason
• Ijamo Urazizegenrit, the Icespitter landmarcher ranger
• Evusp Akmushaduren and Eretholu Iquabuji, the Fisher and Miner of the Darkless
• Estramez Cusnuzinicad and Saxaca Inbaxuren, the Miner and Metalsmith of the Lakecleavers

You have been chosen by me and my associate, Deathcaster negative lord Zedo Kixidralvictasal, as the first seven Sapiocoatls to be of the Seven Castes. Sadly, not all of you are unique in your caste. Still, it is likely that an Ironscale and a Quicksilver will join us soon.

You are the seven that shall stand proud and tall as those who united the Castes. Ijamo, as landmarcher, you are in charge.

Best of luck, and may the wind be ever under your wings,
Lolfail0009, Sound Of The Night.

[Berossus]

Dear FeyKnittingClub,

STOP MAKING ARTIFACT CLOTHES.

I only have 1 useful artifact at this point, a Pine Door. The others are 3 clothing items and a figurine. Fuck you guys.

Sincerely,
Someone who will kill you if they get one more useless artifact.

Stupid question, but is artefact clothing as indestructible as other artefacts?
In other word, is it impenetrable by mundane weapons, making it the ultimate lightweight armor?

[Lolfail0009]

Dear Ijamo Urazizegenrit, Icespitter (ex)landmarcher (ex)ranger,

Why? Why now? Why not after the mayor was elected?

Why did you jump into the pool AFTER it thawed?

Icespitters are not Lakecleavers. You can't [AMPHIBIOUS].

Why?

Lolfail0009, Sound Of The Night

[Slayerhero90]

Dear FeyKnittingClub,

STOP MAKING ARTIFACT CLOTHES.

I only have 1 useful artifact at this point, a Pine Door. The others are 3 clothing items and a figurine. Fuck you guys.

Sincerely,
Someone who will kill you if they get one more useless artifact.

Stupid question, but is artefact clothing as indestructible as other artefacts?
In other word, is it impenetrable by mundane weapons, making it the ultimate lightweight armor?

No. They just don't decay over time.

[Lolfail0009]

Dear Computer,

I hate you for corrupting my world.

If you didn't cost my entire savings, you would be gone. I think.

Signed
Lolfail0009, Sound Of The Night.

P.S. Well, now I can work on the Unowheba and the Youkai, I guess...

[Akura]

Dear Urist McLyeMaker,
  Stop complaining that you don't have any ash to make lye. There's bars of ash. There's bars of ash in the stockpile three tiles away from the workshop. Now stop complaining and go make that lye, since I'm getting sick of the soap makers complaing about the lack of lye.

Sincerely,
Overseer.

[bukitodinos]

dear farmer.

FARM DAMMIT

-bukit