To Whom It May Concern,
All gathered Plants belong in the Kitchen Stockpile, not the Farmer's Workshop.
Thank you,
HMD Majesty
Sigun Adobok, of Not Here, We have noticed that you are in possession of some decorated Bags. Said Bags have been encircled with Bands of Horn, Adorned with Spikes, and even encrusted with Gems. We have but one Question.
Why did you think People would buy such expensive Bags?
In Future, please announce the Absence of Food by cancelling Eating, not Give Food. We were under the Misconception that you were trying to give Food to the Stray Dog, as there are no other Prisoners or Patients.
On a related Note, the Mason was sleeping, not injured. Sleeping People do not need Food brought to them.
Stop leaving Food on the Floor to rot. There is a Food Shortage within this Fortress, and We are not amused.
Lorbam Boardchamber, thou are a Fool. When the Werezebra arrived, We particularly ordered thy Squad inside the Entrance to Our Fortress. It was the Deified Halls that We sent to combat the Beast, since they were armored, and the other Squads were not.
But did thou obey Our Orders? No, thou did not.
Instead of obeying Our very clear Orders, thou chose to charge the Beast Head-on. We cannot imagine why thou chose to do this foolish Thing. Was it Rage at the Werebeast daring to attack? Was thou overcome by loyal Ferver? Did thou perhaps seek the Glory of slaying the Beast?
We suppose that does not matter much. Because thou did disobey Our Orders, thou hast been bitten deeply twice. Our Magic has proven to Us that thou hast become a Werezebra thyself. We will make no Attempt to recover thee. If thou survives until the next Moon, We will send thee to Renowneddevils where thou may seek Redemption.