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[sodafoutain]

To the Dwarves of Daggerbeers,

Regardless of the status of the ramps in the middle, you still have perfectly fine ramps on the sides. I can't believe that you allowed the miners to die of thirst because you were too afraid of the non-functional ramps to hazard the working ones. This is your fault!

Aggravatedly,
Overseer, who considered abandoning the second I designated a stockpile and none of your sorry asses started moving.

[dwarfisdumb]

Dear dorfs of Bootglowed,

Can you all please stop complaining when I have you butcher cats and cavies, they HAVE to die or else the FPS will drop so low i will have to abandon all you idiots to fend for yourselves

-sincerely, your benevolent overlord

[lazygun]

Dwarves of Sandboulders

Damnit guys! The crundles are 14 z levels above you! They are also terrified! They aren’t going to climb down to hurt you, and you aren’t going to climb up there either! Stop congregating on the ground below them, and stop climbing the walls of the volcanic vent. None of you made it higher than 1 z level (thank goodness otherwise the forge area would be full of dwarf gibs)

Ignore them! Stop cancelling jobs! Get a bloody drink!

Seriously, there is about a third of the fortress population milling around aimlessly. Serves me right for giving up on training marksdwarves.

[dwarfisdumb]

Dear Urist McLiason

WHY ARE YOU JUMPING IN THE MOAT LIKE AN IDIOT, I NEED YOU TO PROMOTE MY FORT

dissapointedly, your frustrated overseer