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ILikePie

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Re: Cows
« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2010, 06:41:57 pm »

I like cows when they're on my plate. Only dangerous thing about them then is that you choke on your delicious steak. They're also cute. :) The cows, that is, not the steak.
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Nikov

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Re: Cows
« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2010, 07:21:12 pm »

I love cows, horses, goats, sheep, pigs, chickens, and all sorts of domesticated farm animals. You guys are just scared little city boys.
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Re: Cows
« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2010, 07:28:39 pm »

I'm good with all of those except chickens. Fuckin chickens never really changed from velociraptors, after all.
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Re: Cows
« Reply #18 on: August 13, 2010, 07:33:13 pm »

I love cows, horses, goats, sheep, pigs, chickens, and all sorts of domesticated farm animals. You guys are just scared little city boys.

This.

Cows are friendly sweethearts.
Horses if they are trained and treated right are big babies.
Sheep and Goats (except the males when the does are in heat) are friendly bastards who love human attention.
Pigs don't have much experience but I'm 90% sure as long as you don't treat them like crap they will be your friends.
Chickens are like feathered puppies if you interact with them a lot from chick to chicken and will sit on your lap and get petted and eat grain out of your hand.

If your afraid of any farm animals then your only experiences are probably with massive herds where the owners treat them like profit.

I'm good with all of those except chickens. Fuckin chickens never really changed from velociraptors, after all.

If velocirators are really that close to chickens then I would love to have a Velociraptor, thing would curl up on my lap and take a nap, guaranteed.
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Re: Cows
« Reply #19 on: August 13, 2010, 07:33:55 pm »

Ladies and Gentelmen of the jury, you may have sympathy for this chicken, but I shall warn you otherwise. Chickens are evil in nature, and they seek to eat your children!
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Re: Cows
« Reply #20 on: August 13, 2010, 07:37:03 pm »

I'm good with all of those except chickens. Fuckin chickens never really changed from velociraptors, after all.

If velocirators are really that close to chickens then I would love to have a Velociraptor, thing would curl up on my lap and take a nap, guaranteed.

Oh, they're adorable all right... as long as you're bigger than them. If you're smaller, expect to be eaten.
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Re: Cows
« Reply #21 on: August 13, 2010, 07:38:04 pm »

I'm good with all of those except chickens. Fuckin chickens never really changed from velociraptors, after all.

If velocirators are really that close to chickens then I would love to have a Velociraptor, thing would curl up on my lap and take a nap, guaranteed.

Oh, they're adorable all right... as long as you're bigger than them. If you're smaller, expect to be eaten.

Nah, raise it right and it will lick your face and eat your enemies out of your palm.
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Re: Cows
« Reply #22 on: August 13, 2010, 07:39:43 pm »

Followed by devouring you. I gave you visual evidence of this that would totaly be valid within a court of law. Really.
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Re: Cows
« Reply #23 on: August 13, 2010, 07:41:34 pm »

Hell, my grandfather raises cows for profit and I let my daughter pet them. She's only one! It was so cute. Baby cow, baby girl, out in the barnyard lot.
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Re: Cows
« Reply #24 on: August 13, 2010, 07:44:54 pm »

Aren't even newborn cows several times the size of a one year old?
Nevermind, I have no idea why I thought a calf would be so massive.
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Re: Cows
« Reply #25 on: August 13, 2010, 10:54:06 pm »

If cows bother you that much, when the conversation topic comes up you're just going to have to look the udder way.

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Re: Cows
« Reply #26 on: August 13, 2010, 11:24:19 pm »

You do realize what you've done right?
The horror you've let out of the shed?
Pun war.
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Re: Cows
« Reply #27 on: August 13, 2010, 11:35:56 pm »

I have but one thing to add:

They are waiting... for the perfect moment to strike... Muahahahaha!!!!
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« Reply #28 on: August 14, 2010, 12:56:53 am »

Hell, my grandfather raises cows for profit and I let my daughter pet them. She's only one! It was so cute. Baby cow, baby girl, out in the barnyard lot.

I take your baby cow and raise (oh god i did it too) you a baby minature horse
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Re: Cows
« Reply #29 on: August 14, 2010, 03:46:26 am »

cows & cows & cows.

Also, I live right next to my uncles dairy farm, and his cows are total pussies.
The babies are sweet-ish, but the goddamned noise the mothers make is bloody annoying.
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