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Josephus

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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #75 on: August 20, 2010, 06:01:17 pm »

Gloating is telling you all her bra size.
D: Everything more than two hands full is wasted

This is something we could argue about. You see, I have big hands.
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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #76 on: August 20, 2010, 08:25:42 pm »

I'm a bassist.
Dinner plate hands.
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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #77 on: August 20, 2010, 10:48:20 pm »

My hands can comfortably hold an Xbox controller.
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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #78 on: August 20, 2010, 10:49:39 pm »

My hands could hold an Xbox controller when I was twelve. Now they dwarf those of lesser men.
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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #79 on: August 21, 2010, 01:57:22 am »

I have small hands and I can comfortably hold an Xbox controller.

Wimps.
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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #80 on: August 21, 2010, 03:17:48 am »

I'm a bassist.
Dinner plate hands.
It must be pretty hard to hold a fork when you're eating off of those.
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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #81 on: August 21, 2010, 08:37:16 am »

Oh God it just gets better.
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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #82 on: August 21, 2010, 09:51:53 am »

If he broke his hand he would be really embarrassed about it. Nobody likes to break a plate.

I bet he fights like a BITCH.
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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #83 on: August 21, 2010, 10:27:10 am »

I can comfortably hold an XBox controller but the seam along the sides where the two halves of the casing join rubs against the skin between my index finger and thumb and hurts after a while.

Also, (Semirelated), Gamecube controller analog sticks make my thumb cave in.
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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #84 on: August 21, 2010, 12:54:02 pm »

I once met a man with longer hands than I have, but he was also two heads taller than me.
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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #85 on: August 21, 2010, 03:53:04 pm »

I'm a bassist.
Dinner plate hands.

Hmmm. I can cover the center of a plate, and a lot of the edge.

what about you guys?

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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #86 on: August 21, 2010, 04:36:25 pm »

You must have tiny hands if you can't cover a 3-inch saucer.
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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #87 on: August 21, 2010, 04:43:54 pm »

You must have tiny hands if you can't cover a 3-inch saucer.

... Sadly, I just discovered that I can't  :'(


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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #88 on: August 22, 2010, 03:15:14 am »

Is that plate life size? You must have really tiny dinners.
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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #89 on: August 22, 2010, 03:45:04 am »

It's kind of hard for a digital image with no context whatsoever to be "life-sized".

Also, a saucer isn't a plate.
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