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« Reply #90 on: August 24, 2010, 08:32:38 am »

D: Everything more than two hands full is wasted

That just means you're not very creative. Trust me. ^_^
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« Reply #91 on: August 24, 2010, 01:03:16 pm »

I can cover that saucer with my palm, is that a life-sized saucer?
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« Reply #92 on: August 24, 2010, 03:06:12 pm »

Wait, are we seriously comparing hand size to an image of a plate on the Internet? How exactly are we supposed to even tell the size of it? Christ, on a high-enough resolution monitor it could be the size of my thumb (or on a low enough one, the size of my torso).
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« Reply #93 on: August 24, 2010, 03:14:22 pm »

What else do you want us to do?
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« Reply #94 on: August 24, 2010, 03:28:22 pm »

Gloves do come in sizes, guys. I wear a size 7-8 US batting glove. That'd be a Medium food service glove.
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« Reply #95 on: August 24, 2010, 03:31:24 pm »

Let's see... measurements!

Heel of palm to tip of middle finger: 6.5 inches.

Width at widest point: 3.25 inches.

Width of wrist: 1.75 inches.

Hurm.
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« Reply #96 on: August 24, 2010, 03:37:08 pm »

Palm heel to middle finger tip: 6.5 in.
Width at widest point: 3.5 in
Width of wrist: 3.25 in
Widest spread of fingers: 8 in
Thickness at thickest point: 3.25 in
Middle finger base to tip: 3 inches

Conclusion: My hands are roughly the same size as Vector's, only probably meatier (based on wrist size.)
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« Reply #97 on: August 24, 2010, 03:43:40 pm »

How in the hell... ?  I've never met anyone with hands as small as mine.

Hmm...

Widest spread of fingers: 7.5 inches
Thickness at thickest point: 1.5 inches
Middle finger base to tip: 3 inches.
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« Reply #98 on: August 24, 2010, 03:53:01 pm »

I'm 5'1" tall, Vector. But yeah, my hands are roughly the same size as yours, just beefier. I wear a size M (sometimes L) adult MMA/Kickboxing glove, depending on brand, and how much room for the palm is given.
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« Reply #99 on: August 24, 2010, 04:02:10 pm »

We need to standardize some of these measurements.

Width of what at widest point?  Your palm, your whole hand, thumb included?  Does widest spread of fingers include thumb?

Anyway, best I can do not knowing exactly how to measure this stuff:

Palm heel to middle fingertip: 7.5 inches
Width of wrist: 2.5ish inches
Widest spread: 9 inches
Middle finger: 3.25 inches
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« Reply #100 on: August 24, 2010, 04:07:26 pm »

I'm 5'1" tall, Vector. But yeah, my hands are roughly the same size as yours, just beefier. I wear a size M (sometimes L) adult MMA/Kickboxing glove, depending on brand, and how much room for the palm is given.

Serious... seriously?  Your photo made you look enormous.  Like... scary-enormous.  But that's probably just me making silly generalizations again  ::)

I'm 5'4", in any case.


Cthulhu, I measured greatest width of hand with thumb included.  With thumb tucked under, I get... 2.5 inches.  Widest spread was distance from pinky to thumb.
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« Reply #101 on: August 24, 2010, 04:15:55 pm »

I fight in the Light-Heavyweight division, when I do fight. That's probably why I look so big.
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« Reply #102 on: August 24, 2010, 04:28:07 pm »

Well, if you're a fighting man, that'd do it =)
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« Reply #103 on: August 24, 2010, 04:41:20 pm »

13 years of Mixed Martial Arts including 5 years (and two Black Belts) in Ninjutsu, two years of Muay Thai, two years of Savate/Kickboxing, a year of Kung Fu (Tiger style mostly), a year each of Kendo and Iaido (sword styles,) dabbling in Judo, Jiu-jutsu, Aikido, Atemi and Tai Chi.

Just so you're aware, Light Heavyweight is 205 lbs. So, yeah, I'm built like a fire hydrant.
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« Reply #104 on: August 24, 2010, 04:47:51 pm »

You lucky bastard :O  Wow.  I've never been able to build enough muscle to keep up with martial arts, but once again I am INSPIRED.  Back to weight-lifting for me :3
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