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Author Topic: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads  (Read 19438 times)

Grakelin

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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #120 on: August 30, 2010, 02:13:05 am »

She was basically saying "I don't have a penis, but if I did, this is how much bigger mine would be".
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Okay, so, today this girl I know-Lauren, just took a sudden dis-interest in talking to me. Is she just on her period or something?

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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #121 on: August 30, 2010, 03:21:07 am »

Oh, playing that card, are we?

Well, nothing that can be done about that while still maintaining some form of civility and good taste...  ;D
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Grakelin

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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #122 on: August 30, 2010, 11:35:14 am »

Of course not, everybody knows penises taste terrible.
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Okay, so, today this girl I know-Lauren, just took a sudden dis-interest in talking to me. Is she just on her period or something?

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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #123 on: August 30, 2010, 12:01:42 pm »

Actually I hear they're quite good flambe'd with orange glaze and chardonnay on a wild rice pilaf.
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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #124 on: August 30, 2010, 12:16:57 pm »

Can we not go here? This is a place I'd like to avoid, even in this traincoaster of a thread.
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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #125 on: August 30, 2010, 12:42:35 pm »

Apparently it pulls some personal strings fro Barbarossa.
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« Reply #126 on: August 30, 2010, 12:48:25 pm »

She was basically saying "I don't have a penis, but if I did, this is how much bigger mine would be".

Smaller, actually.  I pride myself on having little, delicate, long-fingered hands.

Good for playing violin.
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« Reply #127 on: August 30, 2010, 01:33:19 pm »

Apparently it pulls some personal strings fro Barbarossa.
How did you find out that I've been a marionette all this time?
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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #128 on: August 30, 2010, 04:18:04 pm »

She was basically saying "I don't have a penis, but if I did, this is how much bigger mine would be".

Smaller, actually.  I pride myself on having little, delicate, long-fingered hands.

Good for playing violin.

You can't play violin with your penis. We all know you don't have one, stop trying to impress.
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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #129 on: August 30, 2010, 04:42:15 pm »

She was basically saying "I don't have a penis, but if I did, this is how much bigger mine would be".

Smaller, actually.  I pride myself on having little, delicate, long-fingered hands.

Good for playing violin.

You can't play violin with your penis. We all know you don't have one, stop trying to impress.

I've played a guitar with my penis. It sounded terrible, and hurt like hell. It was hilarious to everyone around though.
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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #130 on: August 30, 2010, 04:43:30 pm »

...

Well, this situation has suddenly become a lot more awkward.
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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #131 on: August 30, 2010, 04:46:10 pm »

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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #132 on: August 30, 2010, 04:50:45 pm »

I knew this is where we'd end up. I just knew it.

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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #133 on: August 30, 2010, 04:52:08 pm »

It's hard to figure out what is inappropriate when you're 10.
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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #134 on: August 30, 2010, 04:52:30 pm »

It's just a hop, a skip, and a jump away from talkin' about hands to talkin' about man bits.
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