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[Descan]

Merchant Republics also don't have a vassal limit on MRs (only on theocracies; they can also have as many feudal vassals as they want).

So even if you wanted to keep that option on, you can still do it; just be a MR yourself.

[birdy51]

Glorious. As soon as I succeed in my mission of forming the Empire of Italy, I think I will go for a Scandinavian trading empire out of Finnish tribals. Nobody had better deals than mead moose.

Nobody.

[birdy51]

Operation Byzantine Breaker was a success. I managed to install upon the throne a Zoastrian Ruler, who then let me leave the alliance, and who lost a considerable amount of power after her passing. Which, first, kudos to her in the first place, since a for just one moment in time, Zoastrians were once more relevant in the world. I managed to grab all of the Sicilian territories I needed to form Sicily; despite only actually owning just a token amount of proper island Sicily.

The only problem now is the Kingdom of Italy... Which became the Kingdom of Asturias, which became the Empire of Hispania. Huzzah. They are now much stronger than before, as they have nearly all of the Iberian Peninsula's territory to back them up.

So. While I could feasibly take it on in a fight, chunking tiny bits away every once and a while, I've decided to once more bow before a larger power. Which is to say, that I'm going for the old Independence back stab. After garnering enough favors from the masses and other duchies and kingdoms in the realm, I'm going to call for a state-wide revolt. This will inevitably chunk the kingdom into more bite-sized morsels and soon, after so many struggles, I will finally have formed Italy.

Then I will invade the Pope. And it will be good.

[scriver]

My wife just got preggers. Only issue is, my doctor surgically removed my nards nearly three years ago because apparently I was suffering from a case of the nard cancer.

It's a bit annoying that you can't just call her out on it in the suspicion about fidelity scene, you know, just tear your pants off and go "OH FOR GOD'S SAKE WOMAN MY BALLS WHERE CUT OFF SEVERAL YEARS AGO! LOOK! I'M A BLOODY BARROW DOWN THERE!"

[Rolan7]

But it's a miracle!  Praise Frigg!

[PTTG??]

As I understand it, the Norse were pretty easygoing about that sort of thing. More sons is usually not a problem.

[Teneb]

Watch as the kid becomes the anti-Christ.

[scriver]

There was another pregnancy. Luckily, this time my spies found them out. Her lover was some old Italian dude. I'm currently attempting to have him kidnapped so I can torture and/or mutilate him.

[hector13]

You’re taking this awfully seriously.

[scriver]

Ingame, hector. He doesn't actually exist for me to plot against IRL.

[birdy51]

Of course it's the Italians. It's always the Italians.

[pisskop]

just murder her and marry a 44 sow for the stats.

[scriver]

Nah, I just divorced her. Can't marry another woman as my king's royal apples were picked by his surgeon, as previously described.

Turns out I can't actually use Intrigue focus against the guy as you can only do that against people in your own realm, or something. Should've gone with War instead so I could duel him, but it's too late for that now and my character is already growing senile.

[Kanil]

Nah, I just divorced her. Can't marry another woman as my king's royal apples were picked by his surgeon, as previously described.

Couldn't you just invite a woman to your court and marry her once she arrives? I mean if you're that old and dead, a couple extra stats probably doesn't matter, but it should work, shouldn't it?

[pisskop]

no, without viable means pf babymaking marriage is prohibited.


normally celibate, priestly, and nardless people don't marry