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[EddyP]

You pulled off the best turn ever in Ardentdikes and now you did the same with Failcannon. Congratulations, you won DF.

x2

[Groveller]

Sorry for wasting everyone's time.

Wasting our time? Are you serious? That was awesome...

[mrbobbyg]

I am humbled by the awesomeness of your skills.

[Dermonster]

Damn strange moods AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Goddammit now my baddassery is gone NO HOUSE!

also GREAT TURN!

Can I get anozzer dwarf?

[Urist Imiknorris]

The *slow clap* was in response to Sweet Bro and Hella Seth.

[Mountain-King]

on the turn list Seth's name is actually glowing

which i feel is pretty appropriate

i'm downloading the fort now, let's see how far i can get today

[mrbobbyg]

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This is a joke, not any kind of insult towards Seth. I just don't understand why someone would willingly keep the caverns open when it's very possible to survive without hunting down there. I understand you were supposed to be a tyrant in the fort, but death by FB is in no way fun or thrilling; basically, it's the bad kind of losing. You defeat the beast in glorious combat, but even in death, they still fuck you over.

Damn, I suck. I can't even write a properly wordy rant.

But...but...if you don't do risky things, then it's not fun.  When was the last time you read about a totally epic fort where everyone was walled in by a drawbridge and never fought FBs?  It's called FUN for a reason!

=)

[Urist Imiknorris]

on the turn list Seth's name is actually glowing

which i feel is pretty appropriate

Yeah, it is.

[LordSlowpoke]

...Put me up after you, Urist, it'll be magnets-grade miracles if we survive until then.

[Oglokoog]

Savescumming while keeping the bad ending intact and partially canon (and FLOODING FUCKING EVERYTHING WITH MAGMA as part of the alternate timeline) seems to be a very nice way of combining epicness with the continued survival of the fort. Well played, Seth.

[cappstv]

So once again the gods mess with time. Them crazy gods what will they do next.

[Mekboy]

So.
Goddamn.
Awesome.

Seth, you rock.
Seriously, I think you might have just won Battlefailed.

[Zathel]

That was fucking awesome Seth, you weren't wasting our time, not with something so epic. But I agree with Oglokoog, the split timeline was a nice idea.

I guess since things are so good right now, they can start slowly going back to Hell again. All in the name of Fun.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Oh fuck, I just reread the ending of Battlefailed while listening to this, and now I have to ask if anyone else thinks that it needs to be animated?

[NightmareBros]

nyone else thinks that it needs to be animated?

There needs to be animations of all the epic forts, in our time as well as in the past. Boatmurdered, Headshoots, Syrupleaf, Nist Ahnk, Battlefailed and Artendikes.