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[CatalystParadox]

Oh Armok all that confusion just because I missed the word "Eventually".

Three cheers for Darvi for still being alive, woo!

[Darvi]

Apparently I have eaten a legendary meal lately.

Compliments to Aussie then, you're not so useless after all. Hereby I change your title from "Vizzini Gambiter" into "Iron Chef"

[ThatAussieGuy]

Vizzini Gambiter.  Classy  .  Had to look that one up, haha.

I'll have a winning scheme, just you wait...

[Mekboy]

So I'm now some sorta prophet of doom?

Awesome.

[Darvi]

No.

And now stop making predictions OF DOOM or I'll have to give you a bath.

[Darvi]

Ohmygods kitteh!  Who's a little kitty? Who's a cute little kitty? You are! Yes you are! C'mere you li'l critter! You're a fluffy furball. The fluffiest and furriest. Just look at it being so cute.

                       )\._.,--....,'``.     
  .b--.             /;   _.. \   _\  (`._ ,.
`=,-,-'~~~   `----(,_..'--(,_..'`-.;.'

Isn't it adorable?

*Darvi cancels report: Distracted by kitteh*
And that's it for my turn.

Doesn't look like a lot happened, but I cleaned up the place nicely, built up a militia that can defeat most ambushes and got a fun surprise waiting for the next player.
Well, the surface is still full of junk, but you'd need at least three dozen people on hauling duty to clear up all that mess.


Here's an over view of the dwarves, from unskilled to most skilled.
ThatAussieDwarf - Cook. Not much else really, except for the clothesmaking because Catalyst wants some spider silk stuff. And she doesn't even do that.

Urist - Mechanic. Not that much in the was of skills either, but they came in handy for all those cages I had to link up for training.

Dariush - Butcher/leatherworker/whatever. I don't know what she's specialized in but whatever it is it ain't needed. Off for hauling duty.

Catalyst - Bonecrafter and... pacifier? No comment needed because she can't do anything else than training and make mandates.

Mekboy - Legendary engraver. Fuck yeah, from monkey with finger paint to Picasso. Also a decent mason and stonecrafter.

Me - Sniper and noob doctor. Never got to do any doctoring since the only wounds any body suffered were slight bruises on my right arm. I bet I wasn't this high if Archery and Crossbow weren't seperate skills.

Mormota - Legendary+5 miner and legendary fighter. Need I say more?

[Darvi]

I also sent Conan a PM. If he doesn't reply then I guess it's the butt monkey's turn to handle stuff.

[Strategia]

.....and got a fun surprise waiting for the next player.

I was going to make a witty comment about what it could be here, but honestly, in this place it could be SO many things I just couldn't decide. FB cages hooked to an unmarked lever, deadly dust coating everywhere, making the Ettin eligible for adoption as a pet (or training it as a War Ettin), hooking the FAILPUMP up to lava, equipping Catalyst with full adamantine gear, lost goblin raids wandering around the fortress, dwarf bone block trade depot.....

[Darvi]

At least one of these is true.

[CatalystParadox]

.....and got a fun surprise waiting for the next player.

I was going to make a witty comment about what it could be here, but honestly, in this place it could be SO many things I just couldn't decide. FB cages hooked to an unmarked lever, deadly dust coating everywhere, making the Ettin eligible for adoption as a pet (or training it as a War Ettin), hooking the FAILPUMP up to lava, equipping Catalyst with full adamantine gear, lost goblin raids wandering around the fortress, dwarf bone block trade depot.....

Unless Darvi stripped her of them, unfortunately Catalyst is already in full adamantine gear.

And yeah, she's a pacifier.  When I selected my dwarf I picked her for that reason, figuring that upset dwarves would try to complain to the mayor and it would be useful for calming them down.  I misunderstood the whole "loyalty cascade" situation.

[Darvi]

So Conan hasn't been active for over a week.

Your call Urist.

[ThatAussieGuy]

Unless Darvi stripped her of them, unfortunately Catalyst is already in full adamantine gear.

And yeah, she's a pacifier.  When I selected my dwarf I picked her for that reason, figuring that upset dwarves would try to complain to the mayor and it would be useful for calming them down.  I misunderstood the whole "loyalty cascade" situation.

"It's okay, stop fighting... Come join my rebellion and fight WITH me!"

I like to think they get mandates by putting an ear to Catalyst's door and writing down whatever she yells at the listener

[Darvi]

Same here, but without the putting their ears to the door.

[Dariush]

TIME TO KICK SOME ASSEZ.

I'll get to it today-tomorrow.

[ThatAussieGuy]

TIME TO KICK SOME ASSEZ.

I'll get to it today-tomorrow.

Why do i get the feeling that Dariush's pic is a prediction of the near future for at least one of the Failcannon Seven?....