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The non-assholes vastly outnumber the assholes but the assholes can fart with greater volume.
((You're an arm and a torso in low orbit. This was the best possible resolution of things.))
Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.If he notices we'll surely die!
You. Made. Asea. CRY.
I don't know how it works. It does.
YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIAITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!
This thread will not die by my hand.
The raccoon's still there, though. Just chilling out. Being a raccoon in some rocks.
I got a few lines for a Failcannon song come to mind, but don't know what to do with them. So I'll leave them here to get them out of my head.Spoiler (click to show/hide)Big purple cloud over on the horizonMiasma from a couple thousand corpses risin'Half a dozen ghosts are hauntin' the kitchenadmirin' the door (which is totally bitchin')Over here we tried to drill a hole in the oceanjust another mad overseer's ludicrous notionCarved into the gold of the famous signthe words "welcome to Failcannon, where gods come to die"
I opened up the Unread Replies page and saw that you were the last poster. I got scared. Something about you posting scares me, ever since Failcannon.