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[MetalSlimeHunt]

I wonder if we could have two killers.

One is like a Jehovah's witness and goes to peoples places to "Spread the word"

The other is more of a shut-in that orders stuff and kills the deliverymen that comes to his place.

Then they face off, the Jehovah's witness murderer comes to the shut-in's house.

Make. This. Movie.

I can see it all now....

This summer- a man who brings a sword in the name of the Lord- and a man who gives delivery men much more of a tip than they bargined for- will-face-off. Starring Morgan Freeman as: The Almighty Killer- and -Christopher Walken as: The Post Slayer in-


MURDER Vs. MURDER

[Hugehead]

Morgan Freeman?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

What isn't to like about Morgan Freeman?

[da dwarf lord]

I wonder if we could have two killers.

One is like a Jehovah's witness and goes to peoples places to "Spread the word"

The other is more of a shut-in that orders stuff and kills the deliverymen that comes to his place.

Then they face off, the Jehovah's witness murderer comes to the shut-in's house.

Make. This. Movie.

I can see it all now....

This summer- a man who brings a sword in the name of the Lord- and a man who gives delivery men much more of a tip than they bargined for- will-face-off. Starring God as: The Almighty Killer- and -Christopher Walken as: The Post Slayer in-


MURDER Vs. MURDER

Lol you spelled his name wrong 

[Hugehead]

He's a bit old isn't he? Or are we thinking of different ones?

[Josephus]

That's why no one would suspect him.

[da dwarf lord]

He's a bit old isn't he? Or are we thinking of different ones?

The perfect cover.......

[Acanthus117]

HE'S NEVER TOO OLD YOU BASTARD

[Megaman]

Guess why he's smiling?

[Soulwynd]

[da dwarf lord]

He's a bit old isn't he? Or are we thinking of different ones?

Funnily enough the photographer who took that photo turned up dead later that week........

[Megaman]

The full body version of that shot was recently discovered, he's holding a knife and running away with a cloak on. While still smiling

[Farce]

cut your own hand off and sew on a butchers knife or hook or something.

Yes.

Holy crap.  I would do this every game, forever.

[Kagus]

Okay, getting slightly crazy now...

If/when Mr. King, Crimson decides to wander on back into this thread, I'd like to present an idea for consideration (I'm the Nailman, b*tch!).  Namely, taxidermy.

You mentioned the decomposition of corpses, and how this could be masked or accelerated in order to allay suspicion or just get rid of the corpse.  What about preserving a corpse, turning it into a longer-lasting trophy that you can keep around to decorate the place and fulfill your psychopathic needs?  The skill could also double as a profession and source of tools.  And, hey, have you ever met a taxidermist who wasn't creepy?

[MaximumZero]

Along the same lines, how about a gravedigger, or a forensic scientist?