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"Can you do me one favor then?Go to the threads you've started and, under the name you've made, tell people that you were fucking with us."I was fucking with you. I'm a troll, I know. All the threads and accounts I used will be locked\deleted\whatever so I'm not going anywhere else.
Everyone sucks at everything. Until they don't. Not sucking is a product of time invested.
Could you patent the Sun?
No Gods, No Masters.
Don't kill, and don't be killed.
Hey, while you are here, why did you go through all that bother when you could have spent that time watching pr0n and playing Counterstrike?
I like to slip into bear caves around midnight and gently caress the carnivore inside before leaving a small cut of fresh fish and sneaking out.
Holy schist, this thread is mica me sick.
DF Players never truly leave. They just abandon the fortress for a few years and then reclaim.