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Author Topic: Apparently the Fanfic thread  (Read 22285 times)

Vector

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« Reply #45 on: September 20, 2010, 03:59:19 pm »

Quote from: Scatterbrain
even when he implored her to “call me wuba”

I laughed everywhere.  Thank you for this.
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SirBayer

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« Reply #46 on: September 20, 2010, 04:56:33 pm »

That was... amazing.

And to think this all spawned from a throwaway joke.

I SWEAR I'LL GET ON THAT MSPAINTING EVENTUALLY
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Pandarsenic

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« Reply #47 on: September 20, 2010, 06:14:06 pm »

This is pretty awesome.
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
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webadict

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« Reply #48 on: September 20, 2010, 06:38:40 pm »


also this goes form past tense to present tense and back again like crazy. oh well D:
Sweeeeeet. I get it, too.

That's Vector's AND my backstory. But... dakarian. He has no back story. What will happen.
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« Reply #49 on: September 20, 2010, 10:48:02 pm »

Dakarian was a cat all along.
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Tack

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« Reply #50 on: September 20, 2010, 11:46:13 pm »

Dakaran was as dakaran is?
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« Reply #51 on: September 21, 2010, 08:53:22 am »

Hmm... I think I've got more to add...
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SirBayer

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« Reply #52 on: September 21, 2010, 12:05:15 pm »

It is Night. She has another dream about the man. She awakes and sees a shadow in the room. "Dakarian?" she asks.
"No," says a rough voice. One that she has dreaded for a long time. She opens her mouth to scream as the man with the scarred face covers it.

Webadict descended over Vector, a grin breaking across the scarred face. A muffled scream filled the room.

"Webadict. Hands off." Webadict stiffened. Penguinsweat beaded on his penguinback. It was impossible. He had killed him himself! "You deaf? Stand up."

Webadict turned around to face Dakarian. "You - you are dead! I killed you myself!" Dakarian, ears twitching, stood in the doorway. Outside, in the midst of a rainstorm, a bolt of lightning flashed across the sky, silhouetting Dak's distinctive form against the doorway. There was no weapon in his hand, no method to end Webadict's reign of terror.

"You are DEAD!" Webadict cried again, this time not an observation but a declaration. He grabbed his knife from where he set it on the bed, threw himself at Dakarian - and Dak slide aside like a butterfly, and then stung like a bee. The penguin careened across the floor, out into the hallway, slamming into a wall and coming to a brief rest. He stood up, turning on Dakarian. "I felt the knife go into your heart, I saw the blood! You're dead!" Dakarian grinned.

"You missed, Webadict," he said. Dakarian pulled open the top few buttons of the shirt, displaying a scar, visible even in the low light, just to the left of his heart. "I've been away awhile. In Tibet, actualy. Spent a few years. I've learned some new tricks." This was again made obvious as Webadict rushed Dakarian again and Dak stepped aside, using a quick sweep kick to trip the raging penguin king.

Vector stepped out of the bedroom, a metal object of some sort in her hand. She moved over to Dakarian, gave him a brief embrace, and then turned to the penguin, who was just standing, recovering his knife. "Webadict, I saved something from that voyage. Something for you." She held up the object, and in the light of another lightning flash, Webadict was able to identify it.

Pandarsenic's revolver.

"Good night, Wuba," she murmured, and pulled the trigger.



Didn't do much editing, but it's an idea.
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« Reply #53 on: September 21, 2010, 01:36:48 pm »

We must retcon everything.

That was my clone I made that died.

I win.
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« Reply #54 on: September 21, 2010, 01:43:42 pm »

Forum Fanfiction. I'm certain there's a Rule for that somewhere.
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Pandarsenic

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« Reply #55 on: September 21, 2010, 01:47:12 pm »

Everyone is Pandarsenic.
Pandarsenic wins.
Pandarsenic also loses.
Pandarsenic refers to themselves from the third person.
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

Scatterbrain

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« Reply #56 on: September 21, 2010, 01:55:50 pm »

love it, sirbayer, love it.

although... someone needs to be defenestrated. right?
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« Reply #57 on: September 21, 2010, 02:59:40 pm »

Everyone is Pandarsenic.
Pandarsenic wins.
Pandarsenic also loses.
Pandarsenic refers to themselves from the third person.

F&*KING

MARATRIEL

F^*K

Scatterbrain: Rewriting as we speak. :3

WOrk on Mafia after fanfics. >_>;
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« Reply #58 on: September 21, 2010, 07:40:00 pm »

But... But... That ending is impossible.

I've got one for you, though. Just give me a few minutes for it.
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« Reply #59 on: September 21, 2010, 07:43:24 pm »

But... But... That ending is impossible.

I've got one for you, though. Just give me a few minutes for it.

Mine is better. I'm rewriting it, I'll show you in a moment.
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