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Author Topic: Massive *SPOILER* (and awesomeness)  (Read 149087 times)

Toast024

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Re: Massive *SPOILER* (and awesomeness)
« Reply #60 on: September 01, 2010, 08:00:28 pm »

Ice and microline

DEMON1 : I WANT TO KILL THE FLESH CREATURES
DEMON2 : SO DO I, BUT I CAN'T REACH THEM
DEMON1 : WHY?
DEMON2 : THERE IS SOME BLUE STUFF IN THE WAY
DEMON1 : WHAT IS IT
DEMON2 : ITS EITHER MICROLINE OR ADAMANTINE
DEMON1 : SHIT
DEMON1 : LETS GO HOME
DEMON2 : BEING A FIRE DEMON SUCKS
DEMON1 : INDEED

And thus the demons left because they didn't know that hell had frozen over because of Dwarvern alcohol induced activities ingenuity.
« Last Edit: September 01, 2010, 08:04:17 pm by Toast024 »
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Re: Massive *SPOILER* (and awesomeness)
« Reply #61 on: September 01, 2010, 08:28:07 pm »

You, sir, have given me a new goal.
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Re: Massive *SPOILER* (and awesomeness)
« Reply #62 on: September 01, 2010, 08:28:39 pm »

The above post gave me an even crazier idea. You're on a freezing map right? So expose all of Hell to the air, then dump a bunch of water down there. Freeze Hell over!
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Re: Massive *SPOILER* (and awesomeness)
« Reply #63 on: September 01, 2010, 08:55:07 pm »

but you can't dig out partially molten rock >.<

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Re: Massive *SPOILER* (and awesomeness)
« Reply #64 on: September 01, 2010, 08:57:48 pm »

Your point being?
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Re: Massive *SPOILER* (and awesomeness)
« Reply #65 on: September 01, 2010, 08:58:16 pm »

but you can't dig out partially molten rock >.<
You can channel Unrevealed semi-molten rock.
And you could send it down a adamatine vein.
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Re: Massive *SPOILER* (and awesomeness)
« Reply #66 on: September 01, 2010, 09:02:05 pm »

Drain the magma sea into a bottomless pit.

Excavate the entire earth.

Use water from caverns to cover hell.

Expose to air.

Fun.
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They will run, naked, into the caverns and roll around in whatever nearby filth is available.  Watch for gory explosions.

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Re: Massive *SPOILER* (and awesomeness)
« Reply #67 on: September 01, 2010, 09:03:16 pm »

but you can't dig out partially molten rock >.<
You can channel Unrevealed semi-molten rock.
And you could send it down a adamatine vein.
Or you could use a hacking utility for some of it or something. This has to be done somehow.
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Re: Massive *SPOILER* (and awesomeness)
« Reply #68 on: September 01, 2010, 09:37:55 pm »

but you can't dig out partially molten rock >.<
You can channel Unrevealed semi-molten rock.
And you could send it down a adamatine vein.
Or you could use a hacking utility for some of it or something. This has to be done somehow.
The save is there in the first post. Get to it!

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Re: Massive *SPOILER* (and awesomeness)
« Reply #69 on: September 01, 2010, 11:40:00 pm »

i love this forum...
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Re: Massive *SPOILER* (and awesomeness)
« Reply #70 on: September 02, 2010, 12:06:19 am »

this gives me an idea. mod out SMR, then excavate almost every tile above the HFS. have a river in your map. wall the HFS off. then wait for winter.

FREEZE HELL OVER!
« Last Edit: September 02, 2010, 12:21:09 am by claer_runway »
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« Reply #71 on: September 02, 2010, 01:05:13 pm »

a bit late. read the rest of this
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If I had a monkey, I would borrow my moms sewing machine and make my monkey a little monkey suit. Then if anyone said "Thats not a real monkey, it's just a monkey suit, I can see the zipper", I could say "I bet you fifty dollars it is a real monkey" and when they said "that seems like a reasonable bet, you are on", my monkey would take off the monkey suit and they would have to pay me fifty dollars.

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Re: Massive *SPOILER* (and awesomeness)
« Reply #72 on: September 02, 2010, 01:09:02 pm »

no, he was going for encasing it in obsidian. i wanted to freeze it.

it's more ironic that way.
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Re: Massive *SPOILER* (and awesomeness)
« Reply #73 on: September 02, 2010, 02:07:48 pm »

I can't believe that this many posts have gone by without someone mentioning that you made demon soap.

*Demon Fucking Soap*

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!!Elves!! would actually be kinda cool as a civ symbol.  !!Clowns!!, however, you get the impression they're on fire of their own free, malicious, evil, will.

Also, much scarier if literally clowns.

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Re: Massive *SPOILER* (and awesomeness)
« Reply #74 on: September 02, 2010, 02:16:58 pm »

I would download the save and try to wall it off myself, but having had the experience of walling off the first layer of caverns in a 2x2 embark, I know for a fact I couldn't endure it. Massive respect to anyone who does manage to do it, though.
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