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Author Topic: YOU BE SHAMAN!!! Day 1  (Read 2436 times)

Aklyon

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Re: YOU BE SHAMAN!!! Day 1
« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2010, 07:52:48 pm »

Naw, Comic Relief Bear is just a friendly bear. This is just the first time we met him.

Greet client. Introduce Comic Relief Bear.
seconded, lol.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU BE SHAMAN!!! Day 1
« Reply #16 on: September 25, 2010, 08:50:08 pm »

Naw, Comic Relief Bear is just a friendly bear. This is just the first time we met him.

Greet client. Introduce Comic Relief Bear.
seconded, lol.
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Re: YOU BE SHAMAN!!! Day 1
« Reply #17 on: September 25, 2010, 09:51:26 pm »

Naw, Comic Relief Bear is just a friendly bear. This is just the first time we met him.

Greet client. Introduce Comic Relief Bear.

You greet the man. You decide to introduce him to the bear, which seems to make the man a little... nonplussed. The bear grunts at him, and returns to picking grass with it's teeth.

You lead the man inside, and he puts his payment on the table. a small sack of gold and one fish. You ask him what he wants you to do.

He says that it's complicated. You remind him that you can't help if you don't know what the problem is. He still keeps his mouth tight. You remind him that you're taking his payment anyways. He stays reluctand. You mention the bear casually. The man breaks.
 
He tells you his story through sobs and pleas to not feed him  to your bear.
 
He says that he had a crush on a girl for a while now. He wanted her so bad, he set her tent on fire. You interupt and ask how exactly this was a good idea to get her to like him. He says he has no idea why he did it, only that at the time setting her house on fire seemed a surefire way to making her love him. You smack him. He says thank you.
 
After lighting her house on fire, it seems that he found himself in a bit of a conundrum. You see, after her father rushed out of the tent in a blaze of brilliant anger fire, he managed to rescue the man. Sort of. He needs your help treating the burns. He says the fish is for you to try and get the girl to love him. You tell him that magic can't do miricles and he'd better find a girl to love that didn't have a horribly burnt father.
 
He leaves. You're alone with Bear and although you have a bunch of general herbs about your hut, none of them are good enough to treat severe burns from being totally pissed on fire. You'll have to go out into the valley and gather a set of herbs to make your patented
 
Shaman brand fire-burn Owie-Wowie Ointment!

unfortunately you used the last bottle on some idiot who tried to retrive his meat from the firepit while it was still cooking. Your smiling face still looks up at you from the trash-can, mocking you.
 
>_
 
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU BE SHAMAN!!! Day 1
« Reply #18 on: September 25, 2010, 09:58:30 pm »

LOL, this is probably the funniest thing I've seen in this subforum today.
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Re: YOU BE SHAMAN!!! Day 1
« Reply #19 on: September 25, 2010, 09:59:45 pm »

Head to the forest?

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Re: YOU BE SHAMAN!!! Day 1
« Reply #20 on: September 25, 2010, 10:01:31 pm »

yes, forest.
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Re: YOU BE SHAMAN!!! Day 1
« Reply #21 on: September 26, 2010, 01:25:33 am »

Accidentally burn down forest. >.>
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Re: YOU BE SHAMAN!!! Day 1
« Reply #22 on: September 26, 2010, 04:46:19 am »

To the forest, to seek herbs! Comic Relief Bear will probably follow :D

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Re: YOU BE SHAMAN!!! Day 1
« Reply #23 on: September 26, 2010, 05:19:15 am »

> Enlist comic relief bear to join your on your wacky, whirlwind adventures.
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Re: YOU BE SHAMAN!!! Day 1
« Reply #24 on: September 26, 2010, 12:45:21 pm »

> Enlist comic relief bear to join your on your wacky, whirlwind adventures.
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Re: YOU BE SHAMAN!!! Day 1
« Reply #25 on: September 26, 2010, 01:32:18 pm »

> Enlist comic relief bear to join your on your wacky, whirlwind adventures.
To the forest, to seek herbs! Comic Relief Bear will probably follow :D

You hop on Bear and ride him to the forest in search of herbs. you wander about for a while before you find a aloe plant and plack a few leaves. This ought to be more than enough.

Unfortunately, you usually import Waterroot from the tribe across the valley. They don't have any though. You do this because you have no idea where a river is, so you can't get it yourself. It costs a small fortune, but you don't have to use it too often. People tend to stay away from the fire.

((For reference, your tribes level of tech is about Iroquois Pre-Colonization era. With a few odd things there for comedic purposes... Like labeled jars of Owie-Wowie Ointment...))

You could head north, south, or east. West is your hut.

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Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: YOU BE SHAMAN!!! Day 1
« Reply #26 on: September 26, 2010, 01:48:27 pm »

Go in the direction of the neighbor village. they must be near a river.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU BE SHAMAN!!! Day 1
« Reply #27 on: September 26, 2010, 01:55:52 pm »

Go in the direction of the neighbor village. they must be near a river.

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Re: YOU BE SHAMAN!!! Day 1
« Reply #28 on: September 26, 2010, 10:29:20 pm »

Go in the direction of the neighbor village. they must be near a river.

Seconded.
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