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Author Topic: Fight to the death the second: Round two  (Read 77441 times)

Josephus

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Re: Fight to the death the second: Round one: Barney VS A guardian naga
« Reply #315 on: September 16, 2010, 10:09:53 pm »
I'm going to chime in here and say that just because it was a scavenger, doesn't mean it can't righteously fuck your shit up in seven different ways.

You wanna know what else are scavengers? Lions and Hyenas (Lions much more so, as we all know). Both of which could crush pelvic bone with their jaws.

The T. Rex, with its ridiculously muscular neck and huge jaws, scavenger or not, would deliver ridiculous damage simply by twisting and ripping once it had gotten a firm bite. That is, after all, what the neck muscles are for.

On the other hand, this is Barney. Barney is a dark god. He's like a satanic, inverse Mr. Rogers.
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Quote from: ricky on July 15, 2010, 08:24:43 am
i had the elves bring me two tigermen, although i forgot to let them out of the cage and they died : ( i was sad : (

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Re: Fight to the death the second: Round one: Barney VS A guardian naga
« Reply #316 on: September 16, 2010, 10:23:56 pm »
Hi, I'm the one that ain't helping Barney for the fun of it.

As we all know, Barney is simply a dude in a purple dinosaur suit. That sings horribly.

A guardian naga, even a dead one, could kill Barney.
Case closed.
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Re: Fight to the death the second: Round one: Barney VS A guardian naga
« Reply #317 on: September 16, 2010, 10:38:46 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on September 16, 2010, 10:23:56 pm
As we all know, Barney is simply a dude in a purple dinosaur suit. That sings horribly.

By that logic, the guardian naga is just a fictional creature in a DnD sourcebook. Barney wins, because he can easily shred the book. Or delete his illegally downloaded copy of the PDF.

Case. Closed. Barney wins.
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Quote from: ricky on July 15, 2010, 08:24:43 am
i had the elves bring me two tigermen, although i forgot to let them out of the cage and they died : ( i was sad : (

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Re: Fight to the death the second: Round one: Barney VS A guardian naga
« Reply #318 on: September 16, 2010, 10:39:22 pm »
What about the SRD?
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Re: Fight to the death the second: Round one: Barney VS A guardian naga
« Reply #319 on: September 16, 2010, 10:40:17 pm »
Oh, true. Hmm. The Guardian Naga, by virtue of its presence in the SRD is functionally immortal. Therefore it should be disqualified immediately.
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Quote from: ricky on July 15, 2010, 08:24:43 am
i had the elves bring me two tigermen, although i forgot to let them out of the cage and they died : ( i was sad : (

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Re: Fight to the death the second: Round one: Barney VS A guardian naga
« Reply #320 on: September 16, 2010, 10:43:39 pm »
*sigh.*
Fine then, play by loopholes, ya jerk.

As we all know, Barney is a purple dinosaur that has very blunt death and is barely larger than a human.
A Guardian Naga, however, is a giant snake which is much larger than a human, coupled by it's combat abilities.

Barney would try to make friends with the giant snake before being killed. Also being a tiny purple dinosaur with no combat capabilities should be disqualified for mercy rule.
Case closed, and no Objections.
« Last Edit: September 16, 2010, 10:45:50 pm by Phantom »
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Re: Fight to the death the second: Round one: Barney VS A guardian naga
« Reply #321 on: September 16, 2010, 10:47:32 pm »
Barney has matter manipulation powers (dude pulls toys out of nowhere, or at least presumably not his ass). Not to mention the fact that any adult in proximity to him (I'm assuming the Naga is an adult) would immediately have a Friendship Aneurysm.
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Quote from: ricky on July 15, 2010, 08:24:43 am
i had the elves bring me two tigermen, although i forgot to let them out of the cage and they died : ( i was sad : (

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Re: Fight to the death the second: Round one: Barney VS A guardian naga
« Reply #322 on: September 16, 2010, 10:48:27 pm »
Quote from: Josephus on September 16, 2010, 10:47:32 pm
Barney has matter manipulation powers (dude pulls toys out of nowhere, or at least presumably not his ass). Not to mention the fact that any adult in proximity to him (I'm assuming the Naga is an adult) would immediately have a Friendship Aneurysm.
Gamzee already had any possible Friendship Aneurysm, so no.
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Re: Fight to the death the second: Round one: Barney VS A guardian naga
« Reply #323 on: September 16, 2010, 11:08:57 pm »
A tyrannosaur has powerful jaws, but it needs to catch the naga, which can run at a speed of, umm, 1600 feet per minute? and a simple spell can push that up to 2800... not to mention the invisibility thing...

A single dose of venom will kill a normal human most of the time. It can deliver 10 doses a minute, at range, and it just needs to touch your skin. Sure, tyrannosaurs are tough, but I doubt that it is that tough...
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Re: Fight to the death the second: Round one: Barney VS A guardian naga
« Reply #324 on: September 17, 2010, 04:48:33 am »
You're judging Barney as the average T-Rex. What you're forgetting is just how powerful he is. The guy hypnotizes entire schools of children to play with him for hours, days until he finally gets bored and lets them free. The Naga is so unfamiliar with such powers, it would have no defense against it. All Barney has to do is suggest they play the game "Cliff-fall", and it's game over.
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Re: Fight to the death the second: Round one: Alien vs Reisen
« Reply #325 on: September 17, 2010, 08:12:00 am »
Winner: A guardian naga

Next match:Senri VS A Mudkip

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Re: Fight to the death the second: Round one: Senri VS A Mudkip
« Reply #326 on: September 17, 2010, 08:14:01 am »
Senri wins this really

he will swipe the mudkip and if he engrages the the mudkip is fucked badly...
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Re: Fight to the death the second: Round one: Senri VS A Mudkip
« Reply #327 on: September 17, 2010, 08:19:56 am »
>Senri uses BEAR ATTACK
>Mudkip uses Protect
>Mudkip uses HYDRO PUMP.
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Re: Fight to the death the second: Round one: Senri VS A Mudkip
« Reply #328 on: September 17, 2010, 08:22:41 am »
I'm pretty sure this is the regular mudkip, and I don't believe many of it's attacks are lethal...
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Re: Fight to the death the second: Round one: Senri VS A Mudkip
« Reply #329 on: September 17, 2010, 12:06:11 pm »
it will just splash him a bit... since a mudkip is not the same as the3rd evolution of squirtle *forgot name) which has 2 big high pressure shooting water guns
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