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Rolan7

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4695 on: August 04, 2023, 08:35:32 am »
Quote from: lemon10 on August 04, 2023, 04:08:18 am
Who is the most patient dictator?
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Yeah, Stalin wasn't actually rushin'!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4696 on: August 04, 2023, 08:40:55 am »
Quote from: Rolan7 on August 04, 2023, 08:35:32 am
Yeah, Stalin wasn't actually rushin'!
Really Putin the terrible in the terrible jokes thread :P
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4697 on: August 04, 2023, 11:14:59 pm »
One of my classmates is a fan of music ,however ,he did not like enjoying others' music but to write music and sing it on his own.But to be frankly his song were not the music from the heaven but just like the music from the hell that makes you feeling that someone has dead. :'(
One day he asks his friends to write some word for his music but he uses a terrible joke . He was troubled with the hereditary aphthous stomatitis that can not be cured , but he told the targets that he got a mouth cancer on his LIPS,when his targets were shocked ,he get to tell his order.
That is truly a terrible joke
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人生在世不称意 明朝散发弄扁舟

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4698 on: August 07, 2023, 11:30:04 pm »
Better spoken than written, and a bit dirty.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4699 on: August 08, 2023, 06:06:57 am »
Liquor? No, I hardly knew her
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« Reply #4700 on: August 29, 2023, 01:01:59 pm »
Some people obsess over collecting stamps, but I say you'll get more pleasure and profit from classic movie posters. You've just got to look at the bigger picture...
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4701 on: August 30, 2023, 05:19:27 am »
Quote from: Starver on August 29, 2023, 01:01:59 pm
Some people obsess over collecting stamps, but I say you'll get more pleasure and profit from classic movie posters. You've just got to look at the bigger picture...
Nah, collect paper money instead. Each one is note worthy
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4702 on: August 30, 2023, 10:33:18 am »
Dear god
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4703 on: September 14, 2023, 10:15:21 am »
Why are hemolymph transfusions easier in bees? They've all got type "Bee".
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« Reply #4704 on: September 14, 2023, 11:31:56 am »
Positive?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4705 on: September 14, 2023, 02:36:51 pm »
Yes, I'm sure of it.
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