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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1557133 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10095 on: March 23, 2015, 01:20:00 am »

Quote from: ss13
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I HAVE NOT SIX NIPPLES, BUT FIFTEEN!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10096 on: March 23, 2015, 08:48:07 am »

That's the real reason the Allies won the war. The Welsh didn't want to lose their sheep.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10097 on: March 23, 2015, 01:09:40 pm »

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Plus I'm bored. Let's go stab clowns.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10098 on: March 23, 2015, 04:10:05 pm »

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B-but its the only way to make sure the groin demons are dead!  :-[
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10099 on: March 23, 2015, 04:53:09 pm »

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<DakkDakk>: Santa's sack is the only sack

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[6:04:19 PM EDT] <EricusBlankus> ...why do we have youtube videos of horse breeding anyway
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10100 on: March 23, 2015, 04:57:03 pm »

The experiment to create catgirls has gone terribly, terribly wrong.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10101 on: March 23, 2015, 05:34:15 pm »

That's beeple. Come on, at least do it right.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10102 on: March 23, 2015, 06:14:32 pm »

Quote from: DnD shenanigans
http://imgur.com/gallery/JmLcS
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10103 on: March 23, 2015, 07:15:44 pm »

...besides the puking up processed steel, what makes this society different from any other monarchy?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10104 on: March 23, 2015, 07:49:54 pm »

All I need to know is whether I fucked my horse or not.
Feels like OOCQ bait, but whatever, it's funny.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10105 on: March 23, 2015, 09:14:33 pm »

the politicians up high clench their sweet and tender buttocks tight
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10106 on: March 24, 2015, 09:04:13 am »

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I just looked at my hand and my fingers are bleeding
actually that's really weird and scary
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10107 on: March 24, 2015, 10:52:17 am »

I recognise that fetishistic clown!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10108 on: March 24, 2015, 07:08:17 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10109 on: March 24, 2015, 09:07:32 pm »

Quote from: SS:13
I sense a great disturbance in the force. Like a thousand uguus cried out at once and were suddenly silenced.
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