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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1556031 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10980 on: July 08, 2015, 05:08:35 pm »

"This is why you don't drink unidentified substances. You end up looking like that lobster from Futurama."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10981 on: July 08, 2015, 06:27:05 pm »

How did we get to murdering kids with cookies?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10982 on: July 09, 2015, 03:27:13 am »

Maybe that didn't require me to cook up a grotesque suicide scene but...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10983 on: July 09, 2015, 11:38:39 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10984 on: July 09, 2015, 12:27:00 pm »

I'd get a distressed cat permanently attached to my foot.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10985 on: July 09, 2015, 01:08:40 pm »

I never thought I'd write something like that, but I think German crime dramas are actually pretty damn good
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10986 on: July 09, 2015, 02:20:54 pm »

I will now forever see sock puppets as hideous examples of necromancy.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10987 on: July 09, 2015, 04:38:37 pm »

Also, on a directly linked note, we have a person who looks like a living creampie.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10988 on: July 09, 2015, 04:39:52 pm »

Ass smoke is a political tool used by all politicians
see Trump deflating
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10989 on: July 09, 2015, 08:30:53 pm »

She often meows. But instead of going "mrow" she just goes "eeee". Like a kitty-sized velociraptor.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10990 on: July 10, 2015, 09:07:23 pm »

So in essence, a wizard did it. With dragon balls.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10991 on: July 10, 2015, 10:04:53 pm »

I get really frustrated when my teammates don't enter my gaping maw
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10992 on: July 10, 2015, 10:09:19 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10993 on: July 11, 2015, 01:50:48 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10994 on: July 11, 2015, 07:29:06 am »

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