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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1538364 times)

Arx

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11055 on: July 20, 2015, 09:36:57 am »

Even with five periods I have in my school, it's still hard to clean up all the blood...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11056 on: July 21, 2015, 01:08:16 am »

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[23:07:20]   <Alway>   wow, this race is tricky
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11057 on: July 21, 2015, 03:18:21 pm »

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You want to double baby Virginia, see if they have tenderloin?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11058 on: July 22, 2015, 12:56:03 am »

one of my friends/acquaintances was a zombie
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11059 on: July 22, 2015, 05:22:37 am »

I want these motherfucking snakes out of my motherfucking bed?

No no no. You want the snakes in your bed. It's symbolic of marriage. Or love. Or pregnancy. Or maybe it's just snakes....

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11060 on: July 22, 2015, 05:34:12 am »

Being able to eat yourself is nice, being able to dissect yourself and rob yourself of modifications is even nicer!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11062 on: July 22, 2015, 07:57:33 am »

Don't worry, if your kidneys shut down, just hold down the power button.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11063 on: July 22, 2015, 08:21:34 am »

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[Common] Wikipedia states, "The clowns have abducted the chef."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11064 on: July 22, 2015, 03:23:22 pm »

Satan outlived Jesus by about twenty years.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11065 on: July 23, 2015, 04:04:09 pm »

with enough practice, I can evolve into Sirus.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11066 on: July 23, 2015, 07:02:14 pm »

I run around wearing nothing but a motorcycle helmet. Call me Boba Fett.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11067 on: July 24, 2015, 12:19:15 pm »

I got no arms, three heads that probably can't agree on anything or form a good idea between them, and to top it all off I probably get pissed on by dogs mistaking me for a tree. I look funny, too
things that give me boners (like windmills)
I'm surprised people don't try to fuck me
everyone on bay12 games has the hots for mobile games. They make out with them all night long
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11068 on: July 25, 2015, 12:48:46 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11069 on: July 25, 2015, 05:51:22 am »

Sheets of newspaper, tissue, and beef satay plates tear and wrap around the air, forming a modern facsimile of one of Hastur's identities: The King in Yellow.
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