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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11955 on: January 24, 2016, 05:57:08 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on January 24, 2016, 03:09:44 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11956 on: January 24, 2016, 11:47:39 pm »
Quote from: Insanegame27 on January 24, 2016, 11:34:28 pm
Chair, check. Electropack, check. Box of torture stuff, check. Duct tape, Check. Universal recorder, check. Skirt, check. Blindfold, handcuffs, kitty-ears, check, check, and check. Victim was the only thing missing.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11957 on: January 24, 2016, 11:48:21 pm »
Quote from: Arcvasti on January 24, 2016, 11:47:39 pm
Quote from: Insanegame27 on January 24, 2016, 11:34:28 pm
Chair, check. Electropack, check. Box of torture stuff, check. Duct tape, Check. Universal recorder, check. Skirt, check. Blindfold, handcuffs, kitty-ears, check, check, and check. Victim was the only thing missing.
Yay, I got me quoted. Probably would be a better OOCQ if you took the 'only thing missing was a victim' part out
« Last Edit: January 24, 2016, 11:50:18 pm by Insanegame27 »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11958 on: January 25, 2016, 12:45:28 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11959 on: January 25, 2016, 04:32:03 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11960 on: January 25, 2016, 07:00:26 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on January 25, 2016, 06:56:51 pm
I don't understand, why are you involving creed and Obama Bin Barackladen
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11961 on: January 26, 2016, 12:21:25 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11962 on: January 26, 2016, 12:22:34 pm »
Quote from: Icefire2314 on January 25, 2016, 09:15:16 pm
the dog couldn't scratch his Skype username into the dirt.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11963 on: January 26, 2016, 12:28:22 pm »
Another friend:"Repentance, the true path to becoming a woman".
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11964 on: January 26, 2016, 04:39:32 pm »
Quote from: Gentlefish on January 26, 2016, 04:35:05 pm
Ostriches are evil hedgehogs? My mind has been opened.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11965 on: January 26, 2016, 08:44:27 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11966 on: January 26, 2016, 09:05:09 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11967 on: January 26, 2016, 10:23:40 pm »
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<BMM42> Also please excuse me, I need to go to the hospital
<BMM42> for that brutal burn I just suffered
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11968 on: January 27, 2016, 08:29:17 am »
Quote from: MaximumZero on January 15, 2016, 09:08:43 pm
Holy shit, where did this beard come from? Where are my boobs!?
I somehow only got around to reading that just now. I don't check the laugh thread very often. >.>
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11969 on: January 27, 2016, 04:45:02 pm »
Quote from: The Moonlit Shadow on January 27, 2016, 04:44:17 pm
Right now I have only 2 drag pictures I think are good (I know I have 3 in my rotation but I kinda dislike the black one. Weird anatomy.)
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