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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1552435 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11970 on: January 27, 2016, 05:05:35 pm »
Quote from: FearfulJesuit on January 27, 2016, 04:40:59 pm
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11971 on: January 27, 2016, 05:45:03 pm »
Quote from: nenjin on January 27, 2016, 05:41:23 pm
If this were 40k, getting banged by a Sybian would be the highest form of worship out there.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11972 on: January 27, 2016, 05:45:10 pm »
Quote from: nenjin on January 27, 2016, 05:41:23 pm
If this were 40k, getting banged by a Sybian would be the highest form of worship out there.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11973 on: January 27, 2016, 07:13:29 pm »
Quote from: Akura on January 27, 2016, 05:40:31 pm
That means those large, motorized machines capable of thrusting a dildo at over 160rpm are NOT sacrilegious. Probably unsafe especially if you don't lube, but not sacrilegious.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11974 on: January 27, 2016, 08:51:11 pm »
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Okay but how do you prevent people from doing violence... without more violence?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11975 on: January 28, 2016, 11:41:40 am »
Quote from: Staalo on January 27, 2016, 05:44:06 pm
So... lessons learned, one: always lock the doors when doing live fire exercises in the classroom
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11976 on: January 28, 2016, 03:21:32 pm »
Quote from: LordPorkins on January 28, 2016, 03:19:18 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11977 on: January 28, 2016, 09:49:56 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on January 28, 2016, 09:24:54 pm
THEY WERE NOT WORTHY OF THE MOUNTAIN BREW

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11978 on: January 28, 2016, 10:29:34 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on January 28, 2016, 10:28:22 pm
Gay marriage leads to radical Islam
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11979 on: January 29, 2016, 05:45:42 pm »
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Anyway, that's ethnic cleansing for you. Now ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11980 on: January 29, 2016, 06:15:15 pm »
PTW, I will return with glorious OOCQ.
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Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11981 on: January 29, 2016, 09:28:14 pm »
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11982 on: January 29, 2016, 09:33:03 pm »
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Muh FG--OOC Thread
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Quote from: Shadowlord
Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11983 on: January 29, 2016, 09:34:59 pm »
What is this glowing feeling inside me?
Is it... Pride?
Nah.  Just indigestion...
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11984 on: January 29, 2016, 09:42:17 pm »
If your indigestion glows, you might want to get that checked out.
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Quote from: Shadowlord
Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com
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