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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1264580 times)

ArKFallen

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11985 on: February 05, 2016, 05:57:12 pm »

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I have worked it out - the answer is 2430000 kcal, or around 9500 big macs. This is a pile of big macs about 21 x 21 x 21, if that helps to visualise it. So, quite a lot, but you could fit them in a crate.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11986 on: February 05, 2016, 06:24:24 pm »

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The unplanned organism is a question asked by Nature.
And [generally] answered by death
I originally read this as "The unplanned orgasm."

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11987 on: February 05, 2016, 08:31:50 pm »

that's not much of a shock

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11988 on: February 05, 2016, 08:55:16 pm »

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The unplanned organism is a question asked by Nature.
And [generally] answered by death
I originally read this as "The unplanned orgasm."
It almost makes more sense that way...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11989 on: February 05, 2016, 10:08:41 pm »

salt on my salt, heart attack city

it reminds me greatly of instant ramen

tbh i don't know why i expected any different
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11990 on: February 06, 2016, 04:38:59 pm »

Don't megagame, kids, not even a little bit. If you do, flaming black inter-dimensional space-Santa will devour you and your friends.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11991 on: February 07, 2016, 03:35:59 pm »

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Comp: does the game ever talk about the taint?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11993 on: February 08, 2016, 09:22:16 am »

Well, i actually had the screwdriver shot into my mouth with a water gun, but it still counts, right?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11994 on: February 08, 2016, 10:18:01 am »

you could say a death by neurotoxin is natural because suffocation is a natural process
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11995 on: February 08, 2016, 12:21:14 pm »

Side effects may include nausea, dizziness, temporary blindness, combustion, internal bleeding, internal hemorrhaging, explosive diarrhea, heartburn, sudden internal organ collapse, heart palpitations, swelling, itching, deafness, snoring, external bleeding, rapid fat loss, rapid fat loss due to burning fat, muscle deterioration, sudden perforation of skull, inability to throw mininuke, diabetes, sudden inflation, rapid inflation, prolonged inflation, creation of wallpaper (not lickable), and death.

EDIT 2: Other symptoms include feeling reminiscent of the Trash Can Man from The Stand
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11996 on: February 08, 2016, 01:43:30 pm »

It's not the sane discussion any more.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11997 on: February 08, 2016, 07:20:17 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11998 on: February 08, 2016, 07:28:33 pm »

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I should poke that bush in front of the temple. It smells like ceramic and fire.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11999 on: February 08, 2016, 08:14:13 pm »

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